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Old 11-09-2012, 05:26 AM   #1
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Vampire wants blood...

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/new...lood-donor.html

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"I am in need of a blood donor for my personal use. Being a donor is not all fun and games, mixed with mysticism and sex; but it can be if that is what we wish.


This dude seems like fun to hang around with......

Also he prefers men if any of you want to sign up
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Old 11-09-2012, 05:29 AM   #2
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Old 11-09-2012, 05:31 AM   #3
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Old 11-09-2012, 05:31 AM   #4
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Craigslist? That's bullshit.

Real vampires post for blood donors on transylveinianconnection.com.
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Old 11-09-2012, 05:33 AM   #5
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Why are you so prejudiced against Vampires, TS?
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Old 11-09-2012, 05:33 AM   #6
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lol Let's just wait and see what happens.......
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Old 11-09-2012, 05:35 AM   #7
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Why are you so prejudiced against Vampires, TS?


Because they suck!

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Old 11-09-2012, 05:36 AM   #8
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Hey, I have blood!
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Old 11-09-2012, 05:39 AM   #9
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So the vampire's name is Want, and we're talking about his blood?
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Old 11-09-2012, 05:40 AM   #10
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what would be done with the blood once donated?
i cant imagine someone would drink it i think it would make them sick right?
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Old 11-09-2012, 05:41 AM   #11
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So the vampire's name is Want, and we're talking about his blood?


I thought I had changed it before I posted lol
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Old 11-09-2012, 05:53 AM   #12
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Taking it up the chuff and then getting bitten is not how i'd like to spend my friday night.
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Old 11-09-2012, 05:54 AM   #13
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Taking it up the chuff and then getting bitten is not how i'd like to spend my friday night.

well, that goes without saying
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Old 11-09-2012, 06:01 AM   #14
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Taking it up the chuff and then getting bitten is not how i'd like to spend my friday night.


He didn't specify a day
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Old 11-09-2012, 06:04 AM   #15
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He didn't specify a day

cptcomet knows what he wants, when he wants it.
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Old 11-09-2012, 06:10 AM   #16
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Thats too heavy man.
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Old 11-09-2012, 06:11 AM   #17
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He didn't specify a day


He did when I answered the ad. I'm busy Fridays
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Old 11-09-2012, 06:47 AM   #18
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**** this royally pisses me off...


Ok, so ''wants'' does not take a ****ing apostrophe. Why in the flying **** would there be an apostrophe.



There. I had my grammar nazi moment. Learn from today's lesson, and wait until I strike again.
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Old 11-09-2012, 06:50 AM   #19
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Ok, so ''wants'' does not take a ****ing apostrophe. Why in the flying **** would there be an apostrophe.



There. I had my grammar nazi moment. Learn from today's lesson, and wait until I strike again.


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Old 11-09-2012, 06:53 AM   #20
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