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Old 11-09-2012, 01:29 PM   #1
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money story trick (sorta)

so there's this story you can tell in the bar to your drunk friend

he gives you some money, you give em some back and then he thinks he has profit but really hasn't.( there are some other steps but i forgot)

anyway i'm pretty sure some of you know what i'm talking about, could you post the story so i can remember it aswell? thanks in advance
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:33 PM   #2
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what the balls are you talking about
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:34 PM   #3
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So, you want to steal from your friends when socialising? You are drunk TS, and you're a dick.
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:36 PM   #4
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you are drunk ts, and you are a dick.
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:36 PM   #5
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lol yeah, u mad?
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:37 PM   #6
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i know exactly what you're talking about ts but i don't know the exact trick. it's an old one.
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:39 PM   #7
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Hasn't it got something to do with a box?
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:40 PM   #8
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i know exactly what you're talking about ts but i don't know the exact trick. it's an old one.


and you know it's quite fun to pull off
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:40 PM   #9
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:41 PM   #10
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my favorite is the trick in the beginning of The Sting, if you've seen it. it's an old trick too, but I'd never have the balls to pull it off.
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:42 PM   #11
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Hasn't it got something to do with a box?

not that i can remember

you both give the same amount of money lets say 2 dollar, then you give em 3 of it, then he gives you some back,so you make 1 dollar profit and he loses 1

it's something along these lines

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Old 11-09-2012, 01:43 PM   #12
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You're a drunk, TS, and you are dick.
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:44 PM   #13
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:48 PM   #14
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yes i'm a drunk dick mkay, but now i still haven't that trick
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:54 PM   #15
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I hope that if you somehow manage it, your friends find out and take a huge dump in your shoes while you aren't looking.
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:09 PM   #17
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One day there was a dick. He tied to con his friend, but his friend was too smart, and punched the dick in the dick, and then had sex with his mom.

And they all lived incestuously ever after, because the dick's friend was actually his brother.
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:18 PM   #18
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got it! you both give 2 dollar

2+2 = 4
you give him 3 back (he thinks he has 5 now
-3 1(you have)
you ask him another 2 dollar (which leads him to think he has also 3 left
+2 3(you have)

so the other one thinks he has 1 dollar profit from the 3 i gave him earlier but has 1 dollar loss in reality
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One day there was a dick. He tied to con his friend, but his friend was too smart, and punched the dick in the dick, and then had sex with his mom.

And they all lived incestuously ever after, because the dick's friend was actually his brother.


that sounds actually plausible, apart from the incest part
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