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Old 11-08-2012, 08:07 PM   #1
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How much does waxing hurt?

Got a sponsored waxing for the football (soccer) team that i play for. Getting my chest and stomach done and i've got a considerable amount growing there. Am i going to scream? If theres any males here that have done it before how much does it hurt compared to getting hit in the balls? Im getting a bit nervous about it.
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Old 11-08-2012, 08:08 PM   #2
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Steve Carell got it done for 40 Year Old Virgin. Like, for real, no special effects or anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?featu...XbRTRlKag#t=79s

His reaction is genuine, because he had never done it before and didn't know how much it hurt.

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Old 11-08-2012, 08:14 PM   #3
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Steve Carell got it done for 40 Year Old Virgin. Like, for real, no special effects or anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?featu...XbRTRlKag#t=79s

His reaction is genuine, because he had never done it before and didn't know how much it hrut.

Shit... Good to know what im getting myself into i suppose
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Old 11-08-2012, 08:15 PM   #4
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I think it hurts alot.

Duh.
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Old 11-08-2012, 08:15 PM   #5
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Wait. Sponsored waxing for your soccer team?
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Old 11-08-2012, 08:21 PM   #6
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reminded me of this


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Old 11-08-2012, 08:23 PM   #7
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They did it to Dave on Dirty Jobs and he couldn't finish it. He went home with random awful lines of hair on his stomach.
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Old 11-08-2012, 08:24 PM   #8
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I've thought about dipping my balls in hot candle wax.


Oh, is that not what this thread is about?
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Old 11-08-2012, 08:24 PM   #9
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It hurts more than shaving I bet
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Old 11-08-2012, 08:24 PM   #10
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Old 11-08-2012, 08:25 PM   #11
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Old 11-08-2012, 08:26 PM   #12
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@iron It was the 'wags' idea. We need to raise about £1500 a year to keep the club going and by new stuff etc. We were struggling for ideas then they came up with this. Its getting done infront of quite a large audience.
@Adam, I know it is going to hurt, i just wondered how bad
I think everyone is getting recorded as well

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Old 11-08-2012, 08:31 PM   #13
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I had my legs done for charity and the bitches didn't even warm up the wax. It really wasn't that bad though mate, it's stings like a bitch for about 8 seconds and then it's okay.
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Old 11-08-2012, 08:43 PM   #14
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The moon has been waxing for years and never complained, so it can't be that bad.
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Old 11-08-2012, 08:50 PM   #15
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Sometimes it hurts a lot, sometime it doesn't.

What happens is, they pull the wax sheet, and for a second you feel nothing....







THEN A BIG WAVE OF PAIN HITS YOU HARD BRO!

Nah, but from a scale of 1 to 10 it's possibly a 7 or an 8.

Just do it, don't be a pussy. I did it all over my back and my leg.

Oh yeah, and I never screamed. If anything, I laughed most of the time, but at one point I teared a bit.
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:07 AM   #16
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If they do it properly it shouldn't hurt much.
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:10 AM   #17
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:50 AM   #18
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:08 AM   #19
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I got dared to put a wax pad on my gooch once.. I didn't read the instructions, I just went for it. Worst mistake of my life.. You have to trim it first if you want it to remove a lot of hair. I made the mistake of letting them grow out for over half a year and trying to wax them. Not only did it accomplish absolutely nothing, it uprooted a ton of hairs without removing them meaning a ****load of pain, left a sticky residue all over the area that stayed around for a week or so and was the most uncomfy my genital area has ever been.
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:47 AM   #20
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I get waxed.

It's worth it.

Front, back and bikini zone.
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