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Old 11-11-2012, 09:27 AM   #1
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Odd words for penis
Inspired by K'nuckles' thread, what weird words for penis do you know?

Some Swedish ones are hose, flagpole, slitmasseur, spitting cobra, lollipop, rudder and pitt. (for which there is no translation)
(slang, flaggstång, slidmassör, spottkobra, slickepinne, roder).

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Yes. Also pissing.
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Old 11-11-2012, 09:28 AM   #3
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Can we also have some interesting euphemisms for masturbation in this thread?

Yes. Also pissing.
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Old 11-11-2012, 09:28 AM   #4
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Old 11-11-2012, 09:29 AM   #5
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Old 11-11-2012, 09:29 AM   #8
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Old 11-11-2012, 09:34 AM   #12
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As in the other thread, I will translate silly euphemisms from silly Italian.

Penis: bird.


Masturbate: Sawing (?) Or, more correctly, "having a saw" or "doing a saw"
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in scotland the most commonly used ones are - boaby, willy, taw, wallace and douglas
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Well the most common expression for wanking in Cantonese is "Hitting the aeroplane".
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in scotland the most commonly used ones are - boaby, willy, taw, wallace and douglas

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I refer to mine as John Thomas, it started after I heard Bear Grylls say it about his.
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