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Old 11-11-2012, 11:43 AM   #41
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Is 12" an odd number or even?





If you can convince some stupid European girl that doesn't know inches that it's 2.5 inches to the cm, that I'm sure that you could convince that 12 is an odd number.
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Old 11-11-2012, 11:46 AM   #42
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Old 11-11-2012, 11:46 AM   #43
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It's not 12"...
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Old 11-11-2012, 11:57 AM   #44
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Old 11-11-2012, 12:04 PM   #45
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Old 11-11-2012, 12:52 PM   #46
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Old 11-11-2012, 12:53 PM   #47
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Old 11-11-2012, 12:56 PM   #48
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It's not 12"...


It's probably not even 12cm.

You know, sometimes I wished that I liked guys, just for that moment when we take our clothes of and mine is bigger than his.
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Old 11-11-2012, 12:57 PM   #49
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Old 11-11-2012, 12:58 PM   #50
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That would work better for a vagina though.
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Old 11-11-2012, 01:09 PM   #51
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That would work better for a vagina though.


Fine. Exogorth.
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Old 11-11-2012, 01:17 PM   #53
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
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Old 11-11-2012, 01:22 PM   #54
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If your penis is an odd number of inches (or cm for eurofags, communists, and terrorists) like 3 or 11, you could refer to it but that odd number golf club. Like you could call it your 7 wood or whatever is appropriate for you.


Or if it was any length from 3 to 9 you could call it your 6 iron, 9 iron, whatever.
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Old 11-11-2012, 01:24 PM   #55
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