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Old 11-11-2012, 02:45 PM   #61
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Old 11-11-2012, 03:10 PM   #62
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Old 11-11-2012, 03:43 PM   #63
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Old 11-11-2012, 03:59 PM   #64
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Old 11-11-2012, 04:03 PM   #65
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Old 11-11-2012, 04:04 PM   #66
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I use gentlemen sausage when I`m around family.

I tend to do that in private, but whatever gets you off
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Old 11-11-2012, 04:15 PM   #67
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I made a word up several years ago.

The shaft is "ganderhosen" and the balls are "ballhousing"

It's supposed to be German or somezing, idk.
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Old 11-11-2012, 04:23 PM   #68
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Old 11-11-2012, 05:36 PM   #69
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I made a word up several years ago.

The shaft is "ganderhosen" and the balls are "ballhousing"

It's supposed to be German or somezing, idk.

If you wanna use German, use 'Hoseschlanger' (trousersnake)
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Old 11-11-2012, 05:43 PM   #70
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Old 11-11-2012, 06:32 PM   #71
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Old 11-11-2012, 06:50 PM   #72
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Old 11-11-2012, 09:39 PM   #73
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Old 11-11-2012, 09:43 PM   #74
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Blue vein custard chucker, purple headed womb ferret.

For masturbation, tossing the salad, choking the chicken.

I always that meant rimming someone
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Old 11-11-2012, 09:50 PM   #75
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I always that meant rimming someone

What the fuck kinda salad do you eat?
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Old 11-11-2012, 09:51 PM   #76
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What the fuck kinda salad do you eat?


The term tossing the salad, though. Doesn't that mean rimjobs? Maybe I heard wrong.

Usually bacon ranch salads though
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Old 11-11-2012, 10:26 PM   #77
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Old 11-12-2012, 07:36 AM   #78
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Old 11-12-2012, 07:41 AM   #79
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