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Old 11-12-2012, 07:45 AM   #81
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I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
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Old 11-12-2012, 08:18 AM   #82
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Old 11-12-2012, 08:53 AM   #83
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Old 11-12-2012, 09:47 AM   #84
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Old 11-12-2012, 02:08 PM   #85
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Old 11-12-2012, 02:14 PM   #86
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"Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson."
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Old 11-12-2012, 02:17 PM   #87
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"smashin' one out" for wanking.

brb gonna smash one out

No but really I will
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Old 11-12-2012, 04:23 PM   #88
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Old 11-12-2012, 05:13 PM   #89
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Old 11-12-2012, 05:38 PM   #90
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