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Old 02-27-2011, 01:01 AM   #1
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The COOKING Thread

Due to some lurking in the You Laugh, You Lose thread, I thought it would be a good idea to start a thread specifically about cooking.

Post recipes, advice, shortcuts and all the like. Discuss dishes and cooks and other delicious stuff.

To start things off, here are two links:

Chocolate Muffin Recipe

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Old 02-27-2011, 01:03 AM   #2
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^i think there's actually a recipe thread, but its grossly underused.

this may be different though.

i dunno

why am i even here, i dont know how to cook
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Old 02-27-2011, 01:05 AM   #3
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^i think there's actually a recipe thread, but its grossly underused.

this may be different though.

i dunno

why am i even here, i dont know how to cook


I searched "Cooking" and came up with nothing.

I don't know how to cook either. I've made those muffins, but that's about it.
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Old 02-27-2011, 01:11 AM   #4
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I tried making these yesterday, but I couldn't get the dough to stick together and they just ended up as little bowls with pie filling. What do you think is a good way to make the dough sticky again after I add the filling?
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Old 02-27-2011, 01:14 AM   #5
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I hope this thread is successful, I love cooking.
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Old 02-27-2011, 01:19 AM   #6
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I went out and bought rice noodles today to make pho.

But I don't know how to make pho.

Someone please teach me.
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Old 02-27-2011, 01:29 AM   #7
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Made these yesterday. Was good.



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Old 02-27-2011, 01:29 AM   #8
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Mmm, I like cooking, I shall hang around this thread.
The last thing I cooked was vegetarian lasagna with home made pasta very nice.
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Old 02-27-2011, 01:36 AM   #9
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Chili:

Throw some meat, peppers, onions, garlic, mushrooms, diced tomatoes, jalapeño, and whatever veggies you have in the mix. Cook on low for a few hours, done.
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Old 02-27-2011, 01:45 AM   #10
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The most complicated thing I cook is Kraft Dinner. I'm staying clear of this thread
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Old 02-27-2011, 01:48 AM   #11
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The most complicated thing I cook is Kraft Dinner. I'm staying clear of this thread

If you buy premade dough and pie filling, the stuff I mentioned earlier is actually easier than that.
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Old 02-27-2011, 01:48 AM   #12
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You guy should check out some of Linda McCartneys cookbooks.
Yeah, its all vegetarian stuff, but alot of it is really good. Especially the Spinach Pie.
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Old 02-27-2011, 01:53 AM   #13
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Jamie Oliver's Ministry of Food is a great cookbook for beginners. It covers a lot of basic recipes and explains things fairly clearly and simply. It's layout is a little annoying but it covers a wide variety of food.
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Old 02-27-2011, 01:56 AM   #14
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Might as well be called "The Women thread"
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I LOVE cooking haha. I'm the only vegetarian in my family so my parents said if I want to eat vegetarian then I have to cook it myself. Has anyone ever tried grilled watermelon?
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Old 02-27-2011, 02:17 AM   #16
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I LOVE cooking haha. I'm the only vegetarian in my family so my parents said if I want to eat vegetarian then I have to cook it myself. Has anyone ever tried grilled watermelon?

I'm not sure if its the same thing, but I've had a watermelon curry where the watermelon is cooked a little. I didn't cook it though.
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Old 02-27-2011, 02:20 AM   #17
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So I'm likely to be making pizza dough tomorrow. I've gotten really fed up with how completely shit the store-bought frozen dough is, so I decided to make my own. I also make mac and cheese from a bechamel, which is basically the epitome of mouthgasm. I improvise every time, it's never exactly the same. Though, I have a tip: if you want it really creamy but you don't want to use whole milk/cream, use 3 parts evaporated skim milk to approximately one part skim/1% milk. A little bit oddly colored, but if you use enough orange cheese (ie orange cheddar or w/e) you won't notice.


On another note, southern-style biscuits are a bitch and a half to make. One has to handle the dough VERY very carefully or they won't rise.
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Old 02-27-2011, 02:22 AM   #18
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last thing I cooked was my version of an eggs benedict, I substitute flax toast for the english muffin and back bacon for the ham, it's probably the greatest meal on planet earth
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Old 03-14-2011, 07:56 PM   #19
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I was making apple pie just now and remembered we had this, so I thought I'd give it a bump.

If you're making apple pie, lightly coat the crust with milk before you put it in the oven. Makes it better. Trust me.
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