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Old 11-13-2012, 01:40 AM   #21
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
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Old 11-13-2012, 01:42 AM   #22
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What the hell is this thread doing alive?
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Old 11-13-2012, 01:42 AM   #23
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I can't believe there are so few people who'll own up to it.
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Old 11-13-2012, 01:43 AM   #24
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I can't believe there are so few people who'll own up to it.


I'll own up to it. I licked it once whilst drunk. I nearly threw up. I also voted "yes" on the poll.
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Old 11-13-2012, 01:44 AM   #25
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I can't believe there are so few people who'll own up to it.

I can't believe there are people so depraved that they'd mouth their own semen.

Maybe I'm just an old fart, but isn't sex sexy enough without shit like this?
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Old 11-13-2012, 01:44 AM   #26
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When I'm wanking I'm really horny and I'm like "yeah, I'm deffo gonna taste that shit just to see what it's like" and then I jizz and I'm like "what the fuk was I thinking."


It's always like this.

The other day I "snapped out of" being horny when I was done, and I was thinking to myself "Jesus christ, I just fapped to a video of lesbians putting lollipops in their assholes and smarties in their vaginas... Why?"

We always think weird shit is hot when we're aroused, but of course we come back to earth when we're done. A common saying is this: "The girl you still want to be with when you're done fapping is the girl you are truly in love with".

The twist: In regards to the video, this is one of the few times I'm not kidding.
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Old 11-13-2012, 01:44 AM   #27
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I can't believe there are so few people who'll own up to it.


I've thought about it, but then I remember that it comes out of the same thing that my piss does and I'm too grossed out to follow thru.


Would you recommend it?
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Old 11-13-2012, 01:45 AM   #28
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I've thought about it, but then I remember that it comes out of the same thing that my piss does and I'm too grossed out to follow thru.


Would you recommend it?


No. I nearly threw up just from my tongue touching it. Thank God I'm not gay.

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It's always like this.

The other day I "snapped out of" being horny when I was done, and I was thinking to myself "Jesus christ, I just fapped to a video of lesbians putting lollipops in their assholes and smarties in their vaginas... Why?"

We always think weird shit is hot when we're aroused, but of course we come back to earth when we're done. A common saying is this: "The girl you still want to be with when you're done fapping is the girl you are truly in love with".

The twist: In regards to the video, this is one of the few times I'm not kidding.


Oh God, if I had the choice to see my porn history I'd be like "nope". I've watched some weird things whilst in the mood.
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Old 11-13-2012, 01:46 AM   #29
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It's always like this.

The other day I "snapped out of" being horny when I was done, and I was thinking to myself "Jesus christ, I just fapped to a video of lesbians putting lollipops in their assholes and smarties in their vaginas... Why?"


Link? You know... for science!
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Old 11-13-2012, 01:46 AM   #30
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I've done it before, but I don't find it particularly stimulating when it's my own.
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Old 11-13-2012, 01:46 AM   #31
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It's always like this.

The other day I "snapped out of" being horny when I was done, and I was thinking to myself "Jesus christ, I just fapped to a video of lesbians putting lollipops in their assholes and smarties in their vaginas... Why?"

We always think weird shit is hot when we're aroused, but of course we come back to earth when we're done. A common saying is this: "The girl you still want to be with when you're done fapping is the girl you are truly in love with".

The twist: In regards to the video, this is one of the few times I'm not kidding.

This, like sometimes I'll read really terrible erotic stories and I'll be getting off and be like, damn I could write a better one, then I start really getting my self worked up and then squirt. Then I'm like oh god why.
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Old 11-13-2012, 01:50 AM   #32
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thesis: People who watch anime also enjoy the taste of their own semen.
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Old 11-13-2012, 01:51 AM   #33
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Link? You know... for science!


ONLY TIME I AM SENDING SOMEONE SOMETHING FOR SCIENCE

For science! ^_^

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But I just said I didn't enjoy it.
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When I'm wanking I'm really horny and I'm like "yeah, I'm deffo gonna taste that shit just to see what it's like" and then I jizz and I'm like "what the fuk was I thinking."
Made my night.



Also, THE FUCK YOU GUYS.

I wouldn't even kiss a girl after she sucked my dick, this shit is bananas. What would compel someone to do that auggghhhh
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Hypothesis: People who watch anime also enjoy the taste of their own semen.

I tired to make you a LOLgun out of because LOLstack isn't hardstyle enough for how funny that comment was, but UG said no. Sorry.
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Old 11-13-2012, 01:58 AM   #39
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I blame the girl with the awesome dye job in her hair. It's like all sorts of bright colours. She lured me into this Easter egg coloured mess of self pity and despair.
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Old 11-13-2012, 01:59 AM   #40
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I've thought about it, but then I remember that it comes out of the same thing that my piss does and I'm too grossed out to follow thru.


Would you recommend it?

If you're curious, sure.

I guess I'm not wired to immediately think cum is gross.

Although I do think facials are.
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