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Old 11-13-2012, 01:59 AM   #41
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Seriously? I've never considered this in my life and I don't say this to come off as "normal" cause I know I'm a far cry from it. You people need to seek professional help. Now I know why such professions exist.
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:02 AM   #42
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You people need to seek professional help. Now I know why such professions exist.


Wow. What an overreaction. 10/10.
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:02 AM   #43
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Seriously? I've never considered this in my life and I don't say this to come off as "normal" cause I know I'm a far cry from it. You people need to seek professional help. Now I know why such professions exist.


Now I know why avatars exist.

Who the hell are you?
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:03 AM   #44
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I blame the girl with the awesome dye job in her hair. It's like all sorts of bright colours. She lured me into this Easter egg coloured mess of self pity and despair.


Dat prolapse. ;________________;

I didn't know it was even possible for an ass to stretch like that.


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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:04 AM   #45
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Seriously? I've never considered this in my life and I don't say this to come off as "normal" cause I know I'm a far cry from it. You people need to seek professional help. Now I know why such professions exist.

I can`t think of a way to express how stupid this is.
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:05 AM   #46
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Seriously? I've never considered this in my life and I don't say this to come off as "normal" cause I know I'm a far cry from it. You people need to seek professional help. Now I know why such professions exist.

>implying I haven't been getting professional help since kindergarten
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:05 AM   #47
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Jesus christ the lollipop is so bigggg

OH GOD the prolapse

like I said, I didn't reach the prolapse when I finished. But good god I certainly saw it after and I was like NO YOU DUMB BITCH STOP PUTTING SHIT IN AND LICKING THE PROLAPSE

Guys, ask Irish. I'm not exaggerating.
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:05 AM   #48
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Seriously? I've never considered this in my life and I don't say this to come off as "normal" cause I know I'm a far cry from it. You people need to seek professional help. Now I know why such professions exist.


lol wafflesyrup is in denial.


brb gonna try this now. **** you, Pagan.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:05 AM   #49
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When I'm wanking I'm really horny and I'm like "yeah, I'm deffo gonna taste that shit just to see what it's like" and then I jizz and I'm like "what the fuk was I thinking."


This, quite a few times.

I don't have it in me to actually try it. Fortunately it's not something I'm that curious about.
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:06 AM   #50
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lol wafflesyrup is in denial.


brb gonna try this now. **** you, Pagan.


You're gonna try having an anal prolapse from pulling a gigantic lollipop from your asshole too quickly?
I certainly hope you have the right materials!
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:07 AM   #51
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I KNOW

Jesus christ the lollipop is so bigggg

OH GOD the prolapse

like I said, I didn't reach the prolapse when I finished. But good god I certainly saw it after and I was like NO YOU DUMB BITCH STOP PUTTING SHIT IN AND LICKING THE PROLAPSE

Guys, ask Irish. I'm not exaggerating.


OMG YES

The girl with the awesome hair was basically playing "how far can this asshole stretch?". At one point there was a clear globe thing inserted, and I didn't think she was gonna pass it.


WHY WOULD U LICK A PROLAPSE?
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:07 AM   #52
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You're gonna try having an anal prolapse from pulling a gigantic lollipop from your asshole too quickly?
I certainly hope you have the right materials!




Gonna taste my cum. Wish me luck, guys!
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:07 AM   #53
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my girlfriend made me taste mine

it was pretty salty
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:08 AM   #54
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Yeah, if you could just send me that video, that'd be great.


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Gonna taste my cum. Wish me luck, guys!


It's not worth it.
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:08 AM   #55
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It's always like this.

The other day I "snapped out of" being horny when I was done, and I was thinking to myself "Jesus christ, I just fapped to a video of lesbians putting lollipops in their assholes and smarties in their vaginas... Why?"

We always think weird shit is hot when we're aroused, but of course we come back to earth when we're done. A common saying is this: "The girl you still want to be with when you're done fapping is the girl you are truly in love with".

The twist: In regards to the video, this is one of the few times I'm not kidding.

Yeah, I get really weird when I'm like crazy horny.

But that video sounds fucking nasty. CANDY DOES NOT BELONG IN ASSHOLES.
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:08 AM   #56
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She's freaking insane oh my god

The amount of shit she put in that girl's asshole...

I can't even remember half of the shit. Lollipops, a giant gobstopper I think, a squishy balloon toy, so much candy, it was like one of those I Spy books inside of this bitch's asshole.
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:09 AM   #57
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Your making me very curious about this video, but I`d feel weird making pagan send me a second crazy porn this month.
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:10 AM   #58
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I think 4chan created this as a similar ruse to the "delete your system 32 folder" to make your computer run faster. The idea is to trick ******s into doing something ******ed.
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:11 AM   #59
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Seriously pagan, gonna need that video.
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I have seriously considered it.
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