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Old 11-13-2012, 02:12 AM   #61
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Shoulda made this a public poll.
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:12 AM   #62
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When I'm wanking I'm really horny and I'm like "yeah, I'm deffo gonna taste that shit just to see what it's like" and then I jizz and I'm like "what the fuk was I thinking."


HAHA

Same for me.. I've tried a few times actually, but yeah it's always "what the fuk was I thinking"

I always love the taste of pussy though. Some people say they've tasted tuna and all sorts of nasty things and think eating a girl out is this gross chore, but I love it. Most of the time my girl showers before, but I actually get off on her natural scent when she hasn't showered all day

but yeah this is something you wouldn't really want to go around telling people, this kid from high school told my friend that he tried his jizz and it tasted like grapes and it became this meme with our grad year
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:13 AM   #63
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Your making me very curious about this video, but I`d feel weird making pagan send me a second crazy porn this month.




If you really want it, ask Irish or Trowzaa because I gotta get to bed ahahaha

I'm supposed to be sleeping early for a presentation early tomorrow and I'm busy talking about this girl with candy and sweets coming out of her asshole on UG... What the hell is wrong with me
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:14 AM   #64
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Guys, what does it mean when cunnilingus is a common theme in your dreams?
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:15 AM   #65
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Guys, what does it mean when cunnilingus is a common theme in your dreams?


That you're a teenage/early 20s boy. Assuming.
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:15 AM   #66
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It means you keep getting your tongue stuck in vaginas like they were bear traps and that you need to be more careful.








It also means you're trying to lick cum out of ones cooch.

YOU GOTTA TASTE YOUR OWN JIZZ NOW


actually I have no idea. I was trying to be on topic.
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:16 AM   #67
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A good portion of you are afraid to taste cum and yet if you're anything like most guys I know, you probably expect girls to blow you and swallow. Suck it up boys.
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:16 AM   #68
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I KNOW

Jesus christ the lollipop is so bigggg

OH GOD the prolapse

like I said, I didn't reach the prolapse when I finished. But good god I certainly saw it after and I was like NO YOU DUMB BITCH STOP PUTTING SHIT IN AND LICKING THE PROLAPSE

Guys, ask Irish. I'm not exaggerating.


Ok, what part of licking a sugary anal prolapse is erotic

that's some sick shit. That's a candy themed brutal death metal song if I've ever seen one.
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:18 AM   #69
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Of course it's on motherless. Where else would it be.
Sigh, here we go.
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:19 AM   #70
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A good portion of you are afraid to taste cum and yet if you're anything like most guys I know, you probably expect girls to blow you and swallow. Suck it up boys.


On the contrary: I'd rather see it on her than in her.
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:19 AM   #71
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Sigh, here we go.


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Old 11-13-2012, 02:19 AM   #72
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It gives a whole new meaning to the term 'candyass'
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:20 AM   #73
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:21 AM   #74
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Have I what? Didn't read OP, just saw a poll and the word Cum.

Have I tried it? Have I gobbled down on it? Have I wanked/masturbated? Have I missed and hit my mouth or my face? What?

IDK.

"I'm a Jack of all trades."
Jack off, all trades.

What's the opisit of 'off'?
On, right?
Correct, I guess...
So here's a paradox;
How was Michael Jackson both Michael Jackson and Michael Jacksoff?
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:21 AM   #75
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That you're a teenage/early 20s boy. Assuming.

I'm 21, so yeah.

But what I mean is that it is more or less the only sex act that occurs in my dreams.

Am I fixated or something?
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:21 AM   #76
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:22 AM   #77
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I'm 21, so yeah.

But what I mean is that it is more or less the only sex act that occurs in my dreams.

Am I fixated or something?


Probably. It's cool though, all I ever want to do when I see an attractive female is eat her out all day.
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:22 AM   #78
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Didn't taste like I expected. It's kind of sweet, but mostly a neutral taste. 6/10 would taste again.

And just lemme know if anyone wants that video. Possibly the most amazing thing I've seen lately.
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And just lemme know if anyone wants that video. Possibly the most amazing thing I've seen lately.


It's the colours! They've gotten you too! D=

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