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Old 11-13-2012, 03:51 AM   #161
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I did too. But she was enjoying it!



Probably on drugs
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Old 11-13-2012, 03:52 AM   #162
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No I haven't tried my semen but according to my ex it "tastes like bread."

God, that was a good first date...
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Old 11-13-2012, 03:54 AM   #163
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Probably on drugs


I would hope so. I would assume that you would need some pretty strong muscle relaxers to be able to take that.
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Old 11-13-2012, 03:56 AM   #164
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TY for the link....

I will have to wait until later to watch this....
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Old 11-13-2012, 03:58 AM   #165
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****. I just finished the whole thing.

I might be scared of vaginas now.
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Old 11-13-2012, 03:59 AM   #166
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we did warn you
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Old 11-13-2012, 03:59 AM   #167
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
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Old 11-13-2012, 04:04 AM   #168
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I still cba to check what this thread is about but, posting for posting sake and, this thread does say Cum... on it;

I like to make women cum but then, who doesn't?

It can happen.
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Old 11-13-2012, 04:04 AM   #169
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Check your PMs.

I skipped about 20 minutes and watched the rest from there. What the actual ****. I am never going near candy again. Also, why did she have to tounge the prolapse
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Old 11-13-2012, 04:06 AM   #170
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Also, why did she have to tounge the prolapse



Stilll gonna watch...
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Old 11-13-2012, 04:08 AM   #171
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I skipped about 20 minutes and watched the rest from there. What the actual ****. I am never going near candy again. Also, why did she have to tounge the prolapse



Because it's sexy obviously
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Old 11-13-2012, 04:09 AM   #172
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I can't believe there are people so depraved that they'd mouth their own semen.

Maybe I'm just an old fart, but isn't sex sexy enough without shit like this?


Fuck naw.

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HAHA

Same for me.. I've tried a few times actually, but yeah it's always "what the fuk was I thinking"

I always love the taste of pussy though. Some people say they've tasted tuna and all sorts of nasty things and think eating a girl out is this gross chore, but I love it. Most of the time my girl showers before, but I actually get off on her natural scent when she hasn't showered all day

but yeah this is something you wouldn't really want to go around telling people, this kid from high school told my friend that he tried his jizz and it tasted like grapes and it became this meme with our grad year


Dude, I've noticed that the taste/scent of philly cheese steaks reminds me of the taste of my gf's pussy... It's amazing.

On-topic: I've tried it a couple times for my gf. I dunno what you guys are complaining about Bodily fluids are bodily fluids. You're all lame, especially the ones who won't kiss your gf after she gives you head. Man the fuck up. Granted, tasting a whole bunch at once kinda sucks when it's particularly salty.

Someone PM that video.

How hasn't this been closed yet?
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Old 11-13-2012, 04:16 AM   #173
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Fuck naw.
I dunno what you guys are complaining about Bodily fluids are bodily fluids.



Someone PM that video.


You're life is about to change. >_>
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Old 11-13-2012, 04:20 AM   #174
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I give up. Somebody PM me that video. TY.
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Old 11-13-2012, 04:22 AM   #175
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I give up. Somebody PM me that video. TY.

Sure, I don`t think irish_punk is still on so I`ll pm it to you.
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