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Old 11-13-2012, 11:14 AM   #1
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Share your favorite pick-up lines! did they work? my favorite is "hey, you look like someone that I'D like to know!"



A couple weeks i randomly went up to the cutest girl at the rock show i was at and told her "Hey, you don't have my number yet. How can we change that?" We've been hanging out since, now dating her!
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Old 11-13-2012, 11:18 AM   #2
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A couple weeks i randomly went up to the cutest girl at the rock show i was at and told her "Hey, you don't have my number yet. How can we change that?" We've been hanging out since, now dating her!

No you didn't. And no you're not.
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Old 11-13-2012, 11:19 AM   #3
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No you didn't. And no you're not.


This.
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Old 11-13-2012, 11:23 AM   #4
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Wow those are both fantastic and make me wish I were single!
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Old 11-13-2012, 11:24 AM   #5
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A couple weeks i randomly went up to the cutest girl at the rock show i was at and told her "Hey, you don't have my number yet. How can we change that?" We've been hanging out since, now dating her!


That isn't how that Blink 182 song goes.
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Old 11-13-2012, 11:25 AM   #6
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That isn't how that Blink 182 song goes.


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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
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Old 11-13-2012, 11:27 AM   #7
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haha i have pics to prove it did happen. so suck it.
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Old 11-13-2012, 11:29 AM   #8
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haha i have pics to prove it did happen. so suck it.


Post 'em up.
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Old 11-13-2012, 11:29 AM   #9
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Post 'em up.


yep
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Old 11-13-2012, 11:30 AM   #10
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pics or it didn't happen
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Old 11-13-2012, 11:30 AM   #11
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haha i have pics to prove it did happen. so suck it.

No you don't. No I won't.
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Old 11-13-2012, 11:31 AM   #12
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suck it.
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Old 11-13-2012, 11:31 AM   #13
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You have yet to specify what "it" is.
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I've got a handle on the fiction.

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Old 11-13-2012, 11:31 AM   #14
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lol Waggy Plank.

wat.
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Old 11-13-2012, 11:33 AM   #15
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Sorry i couldn't find a YT vid for it, but here:
http://www.askmen.com/video/celebs/...akup-lines.html
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Old 11-13-2012, 11:36 AM   #16
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pick-up lines are gay and cheesy
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Old 11-13-2012, 11:40 AM   #17
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pick-up lines are gay and cheesy


They can be amazing if they go wrong, and you have an out prepared though.

1)

*guy goes up to girl*

"Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

*girl looks unimpressed*

"...because it looks like you landed on your face."

2)

*guy goes up to ugly, seated chick*

Guy: "Hey, wanna dance?"
Girl: "Yeah!"
Guy: "Great! Can I have your seat?"
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I've got a handle on the fiction.

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Old 11-13-2012, 11:41 AM   #18
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Old 11-13-2012, 11:51 AM   #19
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"Hey, I'm not interesting, and I don't respect you at all, so here's a lame pickup line to make you throw up in your mouth before you walk away from me."
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Old 11-13-2012, 11:51 AM   #20
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