Go Back   UG Community @ Ultimate-Guitar.Com > UG Community > The Pit
User Name  
Password
Search:

Reply
Old 11-15-2012, 04:01 AM   #1
bastards
Dirigo
 
bastards's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Dreaming in Polyrhythms
Zombies appear

This is probably more suited for those of us who don't live with our parents. This might be a small percent, but I digress so you're sitting on the pit and word of a zombie outbreak hits. Chances are, you're already browsing the pit and 98% of us have a World War Z plan prepared and is possible to initiate with the presence of a phone call, text, social media message, or drive. You get the ****in point.

TL;DR
First song you listen to:
Closest weapon in hand (That isn't a guitar):
Reason for leaving household (Food, gasoline, ammunition, firewood, or maybe you live in a densely populated area, etc):
Reason for helping the above UG member:

I'll start, using the infamous Zappp as my UG member
- Bitchslap, Slipknot (MFKR)
- Shipyard Pumpkinhead Ale, Stick + License plate + ductape
- Herb, food, and checking on nearby friends. Maybe raid the Home depot or something
- Zappp.... well I assume since he's the founder of the site, I would help him because he's Russian and could help ease my pain with his plethora of vodka. Maybe he would make me a mod so I could lock this thread and ban the nincompoops.
Ayutt.
__________________
╘MESHUG╦G╗AH




Ibanez ARX 350
Dunlop 535Q
Ibanez TS9
Peavey TransTube Supreme
DRIVE Elite straight 412
bastards is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 04:02 AM   #2
TunerAddict
Real Ass Nigga
 
TunerAddict's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Bing, bitch
I'd probably just start masturbating until the zombies broke in and ate me.
TunerAddict is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 04:05 AM   #3
naedauuf
Registered User
 
naedauuf's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Ontario, Canada
First song you listen to: Andrew WK. Why the **** not?

Closest weapon in hand (That isn't a guitar): My 15 inch combat knife, or any of the other 30 knives/swords I have in here.

Reason for leaving household (Food, gasoline, ammunition, firewood, or maybe you live in a densely populated area, etc): I live in a town, and town = bad idea for apocalypse. I'd load up on supplies safely and quickly, then leave fast.

Reason for helping the above UG member: I might run out of food one day. Good to keep someone around
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetalGS3SE
This is the best idea I have ever heard. Ever.

Naedauuf for president people.


naedauuf is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 04:07 AM   #4
_KurtCobain_77
All Praise Lord Emery
 
_KurtCobain_77's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Duncan Keith can go play in traffic
First song you listen to: Whatever is next on shuffle
Closest weapon in hand (That isn't a guitar): Machete or Bat
Reason for leaving household: Load as much supplies into my car and head out to my grandma's cabin. It's located on a large farm with river front property and maybe 10 people within 15kms.
Reason for helping the above UG member: TunerAddict? leaving him to die cause he got rid of the Rachel Starr avatar
__________________
TO ALL MY KILLERS AND MY HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLERS...
...TO EMO KIDS THAT GOT TOO MANY FEELINGS

Like gaming? Like podcasts? http://www.dragonscrewgaming.com/

Last edited by _KurtCobain_77 : 11-15-2012 at 04:09 AM.
_KurtCobain_77 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 04:14 AM   #5
Pagan_Poetry
The Twilight Stoned
 
Pagan_Poetry's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: John Malkovich
First song you listen to:
Converge-Drop Out. Shit gets me hyped!

Closest weapon in hand (That isn't a guitar):
Golf club. Yeeee son

Reason for leaving household (Food, gasoline, ammunition, firewood, or maybe you live in a densely populated area, etc):
Well, food, and shit to set up traps with. Also gasoline for my lawnmower/weed whacker in case I need to use those to rip some zombies up.

Reason for helping the above UG member:
It's Steve Urkel.
__________________
http://whocaresreviews.wordpress.com/
12th IN THE UG TOP 100 OF 2012
Quote:
Originally Posted by SanjePaCapota
pagan poetry is a hermaphrodite


Quote:
Originally Posted by OVER9000VIDEOS

HhOLLY SUCKC **** LMFAOO
Pagan_Poetry is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 04:19 AM   #6
slash_GNR666
Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!
 
slash_GNR666's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Manchester, England
First song you listen to:
Something off the Batman soundtrack

Closest weapon in hand (That isn't a guitar):
A Baseball bat

Reason for leaving household (Food, gasoline, ammunition, firewood, or maybe you live in a densely populated area, etc):
Go to the pub and waiting for all this to blow over.

Reason for helping the above UG member:
Sex
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ WE ARE ROB ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽
slash_GNR666 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 04:21 AM   #7
Samdroid
#Cenation
 
Samdroid's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Orange County
No matter what, this is playing on repeat.

__________________
Vinyl

ヾ(´༎ຶ۝༎ຶ)ノ"

Samdroid is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 04:21 AM   #8
Gerard_xD
-
 
Gerard_xD's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Scotland
Still live with parents but whatever:

First song you listen to:
Ke$ha's new song, obviously.

Closest weapon in hand (That isn't a guitar):
What's wrong with using a guitar as a weapon? I think unscrewing the neck for my Tele would be the most solid weapon in my house. Failing that, we have a few sharp knives in the *******.

Reason for leaving household (Food, gasoline, ammunition, firewood, or maybe you live in a densely populated area, etc):
Stock up on dem supplies.

Reason for helping the above UG member:
To use him/her as bait later!
__________________


Last edited by Gerard_xD : 11-15-2012 at 04:23 AM.
Gerard_xD is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 04:24 AM   #9
GuitarQ33r0
Deathcore Messiah
 
GuitarQ33r0's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: KCMO
Raining Blood and my trusty meat cleaver by my bed. I would only leave to kill more zombies.
__________________
you're never as free as when you are lost
GuitarQ33r0 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 04:30 AM   #10
whoomit
 
whoomit's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
First song you listen to: Dub Trio - Not For Nothing, then let it play through the rest of the album in the car.
Closest weapon in hand (That isn't a guitar): Michette in the next room. I'd need to sharpen it before leaving though.
Reason for leaving household: Get my girlfriend.
Reason for helping the above UG member: He's the Messiah?
__________________
whoomit is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 04:35 AM   #11
Harvey Swick
UGs Token Native American
 
Harvey Swick's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: A Land Of Bitter Desperation
First song you listen to:REM-Its The End Of The World

Closest weapon in hand (That isn't a guitar):empty pint of rum, otherwise i have a very large military issue knife downstairs.

Reason for leaving household (Food, gasoline, ammunition, firewood, or maybe you live in a densely populated area, etc):escape to the woods and find shelter. i live in a low populated town and the woods are very large, perfect for hiding, and plenty of wild game.

Reason for helping the above UG member:who wouldnt save the president?
__________________
show
Harvey Swick is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 04:42 AM   #12
metal4eva_22
UG Senior Member
 
metal4eva_22's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Too Far Gone
First song you listen to: Requiem for a Dream - Clint Manswell

Closest weapon in hand (That isn't a guitar):Sword

Reason for leaving household (Food, gasoline, ammunition, firewood, or maybe you live in a densely populated area, etc): Slay some fukken zombies.

Reason for helping the above UG member: Always good to have an ally.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Axelfox
Oh hush you.

BTW, SJW crap belongs on tumblr.

Axel is best UGer.
metal4eva_22 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 04:52 AM   #13
IRISH_PUNK13
Whoomit's campaign dude
 
IRISH_PUNK13's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: On the campaign trail
First song you listen to:

Closest weapon in hand (That isn't a guitar):
Knives in the ******* and my laptop.
Reason for leaving household (Food, gasoline, ammunition, firewood, or maybe you live in a densely populated area, etc):
To escape if necessary.
Reason for helping the above UG member:
I wouldn't. Nothing against metal4eva, but u don't have to be faster than the zombies, u just have to be able to trip someone so the zombies have an easy target.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
IRISH_PUNK13 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 05:23 AM   #14
FireFromTheVoid
Yung Venuz
 
FireFromTheVoid's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
First song you listen to:Invasion of the not quite dead (cause thats happens to be what I`m listening to right now, plus it would fit with the situation well.)
Closest weapon in hand (That isn't a guitar): The axe on my backporch
Reason for leaving household (Food, gasoline, ammunition, firewood, or maybe you live in a densely populated area, etc): Food, we ain`t got shit.
Reason for helping the above UG member: He seems cool, plus an ally is good.
__________________
"I have a life and I don't want to lose it. Does that make me evil?"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joshua Garcia
I'm a racing kinda guy

One of the third friendliest users
Stratkat's pet



Last edited by FireFromTheVoid : 11-15-2012 at 05:46 AM.
FireFromTheVoid is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 05:34 AM   #15
Highelf04
UG's ONLY Batgirl
 
Highelf04's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Fighting the many Villains of Gotham
First Song:- A boy brushed red living in black and white
Closet weapon in hand:- Machete....from africa...therefore it is immediately badass
Reason for leaving household:- Populated and food
Reason for helping above UG member:- His location is the afterlife, that may come pretty handy....like...sometime.....not sure how, but it could become useful
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by PowerOfGlove
i punched a shark once

in the balls

LEICESTER CITY


Like us on Facebook

https://www.facebook.com/ClockHouseBand

Clockhouse is a thing
Find us
Listen to us
Love us
Highelf04 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 07:13 AM   #16
SlackerBabbath
Est. 1966.
 
SlackerBabbath's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Burnley, UK
First song you listen to: Stand - Motorhead.

Closest weapon in hand The wife... no really. During our last summer holiday in Scarborough, we went to a place called the 'Military Adventure Park' where they have an attraction called 'Zombie Apocalypse' where you had to survive against 'zombie' actors. She was pretty damned effective.
Reason for leaving household Take my family and make my way to the nearest coast, either find a boat or make a raft and go and live at sea surviving on bounty from the sea, hopefully joining up with others that have thought alike and adding our raft to theirs to make a perminant community at sea in the style of 'seasteaders'.

Reason for helping the above UG member: Altruism is often considered as reciprocal and in a world of zombies you're gonna need all the friends you can get.

Edit.
Also, she's 'Batgirl' fer godsake. Who wouldn't want someone allied to Batman on their side?
__________________
“Our life is what our thoughts make it.”
― Marcus Aurelius

Slacker's Art Website.

Last edited by SlackerBabbath : 11-15-2012 at 07:16 AM.
SlackerBabbath is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 07:33 AM   #17
metacarpi
Too old for this ****
 
metacarpi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Derby, UK
Song: Cause Ah Riot by Skindred - gotta get pumped up!

Closest weapon: Bag full of tools. It's weighty and on a long strap, so it'll pack a punch. Also, the tools will come in handy.

Reason for leaving house: I'd gather family and head to the coast. Back to the sea, with the option of heading out onto the water should we become over-run.

Reason for helping the above UGer: It's Slacker for godsake, his knowledge will come in massively useful.

EDIT:

Helping Slacker was a good move, by helping him I'm getting aid from several others.
__________________
The comfort of knowing that I saved you all went stale....

I'll cut my hair a little differently....


....put on some glasses....

....Find somewhere to hide....

Tell the United Nations they've got the wrong number.

Live a quiet life.

Last edited by metacarpi : 11-15-2012 at 07:45 AM.
metacarpi is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 07:37 AM   #18
BottleOfSmoke
Sludge Beard
 
BottleOfSmoke's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Ember City
First Song: High On Fire - "Devilution"

Closest Weapon: Fire-poker

Reason To Leave: Basic supplies, potential relocation, lonely women

Why I'd Help: He might have Slacker with him
__________________
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bladez22
smoke, you get more awesome by the minute..... You have an epic beard, live near woods, listen to metal, grill stuff using makeshift bbqs out of old cans, and now we find out you have stabbed someone in the dick
BottleOfSmoke is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 07:41 AM   #19
captainsnazz
pigeon~~
 
captainsnazz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: yorkshire
First song: Bleed (Meshuggah)
Closest Weapon: an empty vodka bottle
Reason to Leave: go for some food, then head down the road to work to get a superior weapon (eyeing a fire extinguisher on the wall) and because my work is an underground fortress
Why I'd Help: He might have metacarpi with him (who might have Slacker with him)
__________________

Quote:
Originally Posted by lemmyisgod97
If they didn't want to be objectified they shouldn't have been little sluts.

Ego Sig
captainsnazz is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2012, 07:53 AM   #20
unet
rah - sick
 
unet's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Los Angeles
First song : The Art of Dying (Gojira)

Weapon : molotov cocktail (only thing i could make/get at short notice)
Ideally, I'd run down to my friend's place where he has a 5 foot long katana.

Which would also be my reason to leave, besides food. I get him, the weapons, the food and head down to my college's bar (it's a nice enclosed underground area), where there's food, water, multiple entrances and exits (that can easily be blocked) and other people.

captainsnazz seems alright. And he likes Meshuggah. I'd help him out if I could!
__________________
New Album Out Now!
unet is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:27 PM.

Forum Archives / About / Terms of Use / Advertise / Contact / Ultimate-Guitar.Com © 2014
Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.0.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.