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UG Newbie
Join Date: May 2012
Location: NOLA
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Why?
Bono sounds like someones grandmother getting raped Green Day are sadly self agrandizing for insipid popukepunk Avenged Sevenfold - is that ****ing vomit breath singing Drowning Poll - ditto above _____ -------- |
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Looking for a band
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Trow Vegas
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Don't listen to them then.
Subjective thread is subjective.
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Care to share any more wisdom with us champ?
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Call me Jed.
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Wyoming
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What's wrong with Drowning Pool? Their guitar parts are really dynamic.
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x'; DROP TABLE *; --
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Glasgow.
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I should have my username changed to vomit breath.
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Join Date: Dec 2011
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I got a lot of bands/artists i hate but I'm not going to make a thread about it, thats just being a douche.
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STOMP
Join Date: Mar 2011
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Well, expressing your dislike of bands isn't really meaningful to me. If you don't like an artist or a band just don't listen to them, you aren't proving anything and it certainly doesn't make you more interesting.
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Paris/Manchester
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I give it ten minutes before you're banned
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Pffff
Join Date: Jun 2010
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And we care because...?
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Kristen's gonna eat you.
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: I don't know
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TS is right. In fact, music is all terrible. All of it. In fact, here are just a few:
those silly Suffocation guys and their silly Lawn Guyland accents. Sunn O))) just sounds like someone left the air conditioner on all day. that Earl Scruggs, he plays the same damn lick in every song ever. Shawn Lane just plays too fast. too many notes, and he's fat. that Buckethead guy just has the bucket as a gimmick, that's all. if you switched 2 Cannibal Corpse songs in the middle, who'd notice? stupid Brain Drill, it's just mindless diminished 7th arpeggios and blasts! Ahab only ever plays slow because they suck and can't play fast! King Diamond sounds like a silly little Justin Bieber wannabe when he sings. Allan Holdsworth didn't really play all those tuplets, he was just out of time! Chet Atkins played clean because he was sloppy and couldn't handle distortion. Ornette Coleman's playing sounds like a flock of seagulls... and not the band. John Coltrane improvised his solos because he wasn't good enough to learn them. Mick Barr has never realized that the point of music is to not sound like shit. Bill Monroe must have been a real dick cause he had so many people leave his band. Bolt Thrower actually let a girl in their band, probably because they are nerds. Stevie Ray Vaughan was real sloppy and he ripped off Jimi Hendrix. Behold... the Arctopus never realized that more strings does not equal better. Hayseed Dixie can't even write original songs, so they have no talent. Obscura is just a ripoff of Necrophagist, they have half the same members. Shamaatae is a loser because he can't get anyone to play in Arckanum. Creed flat out sucks.
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Sexy Presidential Palace.
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What's wrong with Hank Williams? |
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Absolute territory
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Probably in the FiM thread
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^How long did it take you to write that?
And TS, I assume you did research into what raping a grandmother sounds like?
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Kristen's gonna eat you.
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: I don't know
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Hank Sr died too young so he obviously wasn't good, Hank Jr couldn't pronounce the word "wine" properly, and Hank III doesn't like my girl Taylor Swift and thinks he's tr00 punxx when he clearly isn't. Quote:
I copied and pasted it from a thread from a year ago, but it took me maybe like twenty minutes back then. I really have no idea.
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Sexy Presidential Palace.
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Damn. What about Avril Livigne? Or my other new found love, Gwen Stefani? |
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Kristen's gonna eat you.
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: I don't know
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I don't know, because they are not my girls.
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Sexy Presidential Palace.
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Okay. So what's terrible about Taylor Swift? Is it just the last two singles? |
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Kristen's gonna eat you.
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: I don't know
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There was that one time when she was playing live and she played banjo but it was a 6 string which is cheating. In that new video one of the animals plays an autoharp and one of them plays a lap steel like a regular guitar, and neither of those instruments are in that song.
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Sexy Presidential Palace.
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Join Date: Dec 2011
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Biffy Clyro
Avenged Sevenfold |
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Seattle
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What? How can you honestly say that this sucks?
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