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Old 11-15-2012, 08:58 AM   #1
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Thumbs down I deteste Green Day, Drowning Pool, Avenged Sevenfold, U2...add yours.....

Why?

Bono sounds like someones grandmother getting raped
Green Day are sadly self agrandizing for insipid popukepunk
Avenged Sevenfold - is that ****ing vomit breath singing
Drowning Poll - ditto above

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Old 11-15-2012, 09:00 AM   #2
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Don't listen to them then.

Subjective thread is subjective.
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Old 11-15-2012, 09:21 AM   #3
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Old 11-15-2012, 09:24 AM   #4
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What's wrong with Drowning Pool? Their guitar parts are really dynamic.
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Old 11-15-2012, 10:10 AM   #5
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Old 11-15-2012, 10:15 AM   #6
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I got a lot of bands/artists i hate but I'm not going to make a thread about it, thats just being a douche.
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Old 11-15-2012, 10:18 AM   #7
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Well, expressing your dislike of bands isn't really meaningful to me. If you don't like an artist or a band just don't listen to them, you aren't proving anything and it certainly doesn't make you more interesting.
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Old 11-15-2012, 10:23 AM   #8
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Old 11-15-2012, 10:25 AM   #9
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Old 11-15-2012, 10:35 AM   #10
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TS is right. In fact, music is all terrible. All of it. In fact, here are just a few:

those silly Suffocation guys and their silly Lawn Guyland accents.

Sunn O))) just sounds like someone left the air conditioner on all day.

that Earl Scruggs, he plays the same damn lick in every song ever.

Shawn Lane just plays too fast. too many notes, and he's fat.

that Buckethead guy just has the bucket as a gimmick, that's all.

if you switched 2 Cannibal Corpse songs in the middle, who'd notice?

stupid Brain Drill, it's just mindless diminished 7th arpeggios and blasts!

Ahab only ever plays slow because they suck and can't play fast!

King Diamond sounds like a silly little Justin Bieber wannabe when he sings.

Allan Holdsworth didn't really play all those tuplets, he was just out of time!

Chet Atkins played clean because he was sloppy and couldn't handle distortion.

Ornette Coleman's playing sounds like a flock of seagulls... and not the band.

John Coltrane improvised his solos because he wasn't good enough to learn them.

Mick Barr has never realized that the point of music is to not sound like shit.

Bill Monroe must have been a real dick cause he had so many people leave his band.

Bolt Thrower actually let a girl in their band, probably because they are nerds.

Stevie Ray Vaughan was real sloppy and he ripped off Jimi Hendrix.

Behold... the Arctopus never realized that more strings does not equal better.

Hayseed Dixie can't even write original songs, so they have no talent.

Obscura is just a ripoff of Necrophagist, they have half the same members.

Shamaatae is a loser because he can't get anyone to play in Arckanum.

Creed flat out sucks.
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Old 11-15-2012, 10:36 AM   #11
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TS is right. In fact, music is all terrible. All of it. In fact, here are just a few:

those silly Suffocation guys and their silly Lawn Guyland accents.

Sunn O))) just sounds like someone left the air conditioner on all day.

that Earl Scruggs, he plays the same damn lick in every song ever.

Shawn Lane just plays too fast. too many notes, and he's fat.

that Buckethead guy just has the bucket as a gimmick, that's all.

if you switched 2 Cannibal Corpse songs in the middle, who'd notice?

stupid Brain Drill, it's just mindless diminished 7th arpeggios and blasts!

Ahab only ever plays slow because they suck and can't play fast!

King Diamond sounds like a silly little Justin Bieber wannabe when he sings.

Allan Holdsworth didn't really play all those tuplets, he was just out of time!

Chet Atkins played clean because he was sloppy and couldn't handle distortion.

Ornette Coleman's playing sounds like a flock of seagulls... and not the band.

John Coltrane improvised his solos because he wasn't good enough to learn them.

Mick Barr has never realized that the point of music is to not sound like shit.

Bill Monroe must have been a real dick cause he had so many people leave his band.

Bolt Thrower actually let a girl in their band, probably because they are nerds.

Stevie Ray Vaughan was real sloppy and he ripped off Jimi Hendrix.

Behold... the Arctopus never realized that more strings does not equal better.

Hayseed Dixie can't even write original songs, so they have no talent.

Obscura is just a ripoff of Necrophagist, they have half the same members.

Shamaatae is a loser because he can't get anyone to play in Arckanum.

Creed flat out sucks.

What's wrong with Hank Williams?
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Old 11-15-2012, 10:37 AM   #12
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^How long did it take you to write that?

And TS, I assume you did research into what raping a grandmother sounds like?
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Old 11-15-2012, 10:39 AM   #13
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What's wrong with Hank Williams?


Hank Sr died too young so he obviously wasn't good, Hank Jr couldn't pronounce the word "wine" properly, and Hank III doesn't like my girl Taylor Swift and thinks he's tr00 punxx when he clearly isn't.

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^How long did it take you to write that?

And TS, I assume you did research into what raping a grandmother sounds like?


I copied and pasted it from a thread from a year ago, but it took me maybe like twenty minutes back then. I really have no idea.
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Hank Sr died too young so he obviously wasn't good, Hank Jr couldn't pronounce the word "wine" properly, and Hank III doesn't like my girl Taylor Swift and thinks he's tr00 punxx when he clearly isn't.

Damn.

What about Avril Livigne?

Or my other new found love, Gwen Stefani?
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Old 11-15-2012, 10:45 AM   #15
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Damn.

What about Avril Livigne?

Or my other new found love, Gwen Stefani?


I don't know, because they are not my girls.
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Old 11-15-2012, 10:47 AM   #16
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I don't know, because they are not my girls.

Okay. So what's terrible about Taylor Swift?

Is it just the last two singles?
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Okay. So what's terrible about Taylor Swift?

Is it just the last two singles?


There was that one time when she was playing live and she played banjo but it was a 6 string which is cheating. In that new video one of the animals plays an autoharp and one of them plays a lap steel like a regular guitar, and neither of those instruments are in that song.
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Old 11-15-2012, 10:58 AM   #18
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There was that one time when she was playing live and she played banjo but it was a 6 string which is cheating. In that new video one of the animals plays an autoharp and one of them plays a lap steel like a regular guitar, and neither of those instruments are in that song.

Oh God. You're right. That was horrible

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Old 11-15-2012, 11:22 AM   #19
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:49 AM   #20
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Creed flat out sucks.

What? How can you honestly say that this sucks?

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