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Old 11-15-2012, 12:39 PM   #21
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TS is right. In fact, music is all terrible. All of it. In fact, here are just a few:

those silly Suffocation guys and their silly Lawn Guyland accents.

Sunn O))) just sounds like someone left the air conditioner on all day.

that Earl Scruggs, he plays the same damn lick in every song ever.

Shawn Lane just plays too fast. too many notes, and he's fat.

that Buckethead guy just has the bucket as a gimmick, that's all.

if you switched 2 Cannibal Corpse songs in the middle, who'd notice?

stupid Brain Drill, it's just mindless diminished 7th arpeggios and blasts!

Ahab only ever plays slow because they suck and can't play fast!

King Diamond sounds like a silly little Justin Bieber wannabe when he sings.

Allan Holdsworth didn't really play all those tuplets, he was just out of time!

Chet Atkins played clean because he was sloppy and couldn't handle distortion.

Ornette Coleman's playing sounds like a flock of seagulls... and not the band.

John Coltrane improvised his solos because he wasn't good enough to learn them.

Mick Barr has never realized that the point of music is to not sound like shit.

Bill Monroe must have been a real dick cause he had so many people leave his band.

Bolt Thrower actually let a girl in their band, probably because they are nerds.

Stevie Ray Vaughan was real sloppy and he ripped off Jimi Hendrix.

Behold... the Arctopus never realized that more strings does not equal better.

Hayseed Dixie can't even write original songs, so they have no talent.

Obscura is just a ripoff of Necrophagist, they have half the same members.

Shamaatae is a loser because he can't get anyone to play in Arckanum.

Creed flat out sucks.




All i can say is if you bitch and complain about successful artists and bands then you'll never be successful in music or in life at all. respect the people for what they do but don't bitch about them constantly.
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Old 11-15-2012, 12:40 PM   #22
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haha this thread is awesome, AND TS got banned lol.
Glorious day this is.
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Old 11-15-2012, 12:42 PM   #23
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All i can say is if you bitch and complain about successful artists and bands then you'll never be successful in music or in life at all. respect the people for what they do but don't bitch about them constantly.

You listen to Atreyu
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Old 11-15-2012, 12:57 PM   #24
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What? How can you honestly say that this sucks?


That REALLY took me like more than 20 secs to know it was fake
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Old 11-15-2012, 01:06 PM   #25
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What? How can you honestly say that this sucks?



yes, i like creed, but that was HILARIOUS!!!

oh yeah, sucky bands are sucky.
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Old 11-15-2012, 01:22 PM   #26
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All i can say is if you bitch and complain about successful artists and bands then you'll never be successful in music or in life at all.


Sure I will.

And you know what? I wouldn't be surprised if you've never even heard of most of those guys, let alone listened to them.
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Old 11-15-2012, 01:41 PM   #27
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You listen to Atreyu

This. Have you ever seen Atreyu live? Their lead singer is tone deaf...
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