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Old 11-15-2012, 11:47 AM   #21
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I get the too fat to reproduce thing. It's your body's way of saying "dude, lay off the pop."

The other things? Learn to adapt to the world with your body and not use it as an excuse, c'mon.
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Old 11-15-2012, 12:01 PM   #22
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Old 11-15-2012, 12:02 PM   #23
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I get the too fat to reproduce thing. It's your body's way of saying "dude, lay off the pop."

The other things? Learn to adapt to the world with your body and not use it as an excuse, c'mon.

But if I want to be fat, the world should change for ME, god dammit!
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Old 11-15-2012, 12:07 PM   #24
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Old 11-15-2012, 12:12 PM   #25
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The family and dad cant see his kids ones are rage worthy.

The dad one cause i assure you this wasnt a snatch and grab job. They probably went through a long process of how can you do this or that if your child needs it. What about when they get old enough to go outside on their own? If he's too fat to get outta bed and watch them it could be bad. That ones on the dad. You do what you gotta do to keep your children. Maybe he could take care of them and the program people are wrong but the fact that it became an issue and he didnt selve it for the sake of his own children is horrid.

The fat family one cause its just wrong. Disgusting people.
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Old 11-15-2012, 12:16 PM   #26
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6, 7, and 8 look alright. Just average looking.
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Old 11-15-2012, 12:19 PM   #27
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Nothing funnier than fat people.
It's entirely their own fault they are fat, they deserve no sympathy at all.
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Old 11-15-2012, 12:22 PM   #28
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Old 11-15-2012, 12:30 PM   #29
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10. Too fat to post.


Oh wait...


Also that family makes me sick. Not their weight but their mentality. Are they not ashamed? I'd rather they were two times the size and they said "we're trying to lose this weight and to get jobs but it's hard" not "we just can't and we don't have TIME TO DIET" HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE TIME TO DIET YOU MORONS
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Old 11-15-2012, 12:30 PM   #30
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Maybe they should have an airline seat at the checkin counter like they sometimes do for carry on luggage.
If yer ass don't fit in this seat you'll either have to check it or pay for two seats.
Next thing is, I wonder, do they get two meals (on the rare ocassion they have meals anymore) and two drinks to go with the two seats? Seems only fair to help them maintain their ass.

Why is it that some people have to drag everything they own on a damn plane with them as carryon luggage. Check that shit fer pity sake and give the rest of us a break. I wish the dimwitted airlines today would make you check it like they once did.


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They didn't measure her ass, which is why she is suing to put some procedure in place instead of forcing employees to eyeball someone's fatness.

Really, that is something that should be made known to passengers beforehand, instead of them buying tickets and being turned away at the gate.
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Old 11-15-2012, 12:31 PM   #31
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HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE TIME TO DIET YOU MORONS


Because who has 12 years to try something that may or may not work?
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Old 11-15-2012, 12:33 PM   #32
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The fat girl who just wanted to dance, I mean, just let her dance. It's not like she'd be able to do it for more than 45 seconds before tiring herself out.
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Old 11-15-2012, 12:33 PM   #33
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Because who has 12 years to try something that may or may not work?


At least try
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During that time they are eating, they could 1) try eating less and having more time to do other shit, and 2) eat something healthier. If they mean exercising, oh my god, watch tv and exercise at the same time. At least try something. It's fucking pathetic.
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Old 11-15-2012, 12:42 PM   #34
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The fat girl who just wanted to dance, I mean, just let her dance. It's not like she'd be able to do it for more than 45 seconds before tiring herself out.

Oh yeah forgot about her. I think everyone should be allowed to dance, it's a form of exercise anyway and being fat =/= not being able to dance well
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Old 11-15-2012, 12:47 PM   #35
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The "too fat to work" one pissed me off so ****ing badly...

They say they don't go exercising or on a diet because they "don't have the time". Even people who work can still find time! You sit on your lazy asses, stuffing your fat mouth with junk food and watch TV all day. How can you not find the time?

They should've seriously have given them like 6 months for benefits so they can have the time to go get some exercise and find a job. And if they still can't get off their lazy asses and work for their food, well, they can always just eat each other. Should last them a couple of years.
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Old 11-15-2012, 12:49 PM   #36
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I disagree. As someone who lives in a rural midwestern area, knowing that there are people willing to take a stand against nasty fatty fat fatties makes me feel fantastic.

Some people don't want to see that shit jiggling around. I'm not saying they're "justified" in doing it, but it's hilarious. Fat chicks suck, especially the one's who act like they're entitled to be douchebags as if they were hot.

Of course some fat people have very nice personalities and are just as capable as anyone else.
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Old 11-15-2012, 01:00 PM   #37
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****ing gross. I don't think there is any excuse to be that fat.
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Old 11-15-2012, 01:06 PM   #38
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****ing gross. I don't think there is any excuse to be that fat.

What if your excuse is to gross people out?
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Old 11-15-2012, 01:21 PM   #39
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The picture for the second story is hilarious! how the **** is that thing 21
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Old 11-15-2012, 01:30 PM   #40
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What if your excuse is to gross people out?

Then you may need a psychiatric evaluation.
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