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Old 11-15-2012, 07:28 PM   #21
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That bs optics midterm..
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Old 11-15-2012, 07:29 PM   #22
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Old 11-15-2012, 07:30 PM   #23
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How is that an inconvenience, you bastard?


Btw, I doubt you even got laid once. You're just trying to imply that you actually have sex with something other than your hand.
So serious
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Old 11-15-2012, 07:31 PM   #24
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Thank you. At least someone who knows I'm good company. But it's so strange, they socialize with me and copy my answers , but I never get asked for lunch. Only by my Dutch classmates.


Why not ask them to lunch?
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Old 11-15-2012, 07:33 PM   #25
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How is that an inconvenience, you bastard?


Btw, I doubt you even got laid once. You're just trying to imply that you actually have sex with something other than your hand.


Wait, is it not counted as sex if you're just jerking yourself off?
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Old 11-15-2012, 07:35 PM   #26
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Old 11-15-2012, 07:35 PM   #27
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Wait, is it not counted as sex if you're just jerking yourself off?


It counts. That kid you're quoting is an amputee. You can just call him Nubz from now on.
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Old 11-15-2012, 07:37 PM   #28
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Old 11-15-2012, 07:37 PM   #29
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Old 11-15-2012, 07:42 PM   #30
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Old 11-15-2012, 07:42 PM   #31
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Old 11-15-2012, 07:43 PM   #32
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Old 11-15-2012, 07:45 PM   #33
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The normal member entrance to my gym was blocked by a ladder because they're repainting the building. I had to go in the filthy non-member entrance.
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Old 11-15-2012, 07:46 PM   #34
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The normal member entrance to my gym was blocked by a ladder because they're repainting the building. I had to go in the filthy non-member entrance.


You think that's bad? There's a ****ing man constantly stood in front of my gym saying "the leader's not here today."
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Old 11-15-2012, 07:46 PM   #35
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the bread had gone bad today so i couldnt eat any bread based foods

also ive been up for a whole day now...

and today for whatever reason my leg hurts more than usual
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Old 11-15-2012, 07:48 PM   #36
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You think that's bad? There's a ****ing man constantly stood in front of my gym saying "the leader's not here today."

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Old 11-15-2012, 07:48 PM   #37
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Old 11-15-2012, 07:49 PM   #38
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You think that's bad? There's a ****ing man constantly stood in front of my gym saying "the leader's not here today."

There was a guy at my old gym who would constantly make these grunting sounds that sounded like Star Fox having sex when he would do crunches. Which was EVERY DAY.
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Old 11-15-2012, 07:50 PM   #39
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You think that's bad? There's a ****ing man constantly stood in front of my gym saying "the leader's not here today."



Took me a moment
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Old 11-15-2012, 07:52 PM   #40
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Why not ask them to lunch?
I had already eaten lol.
If they don't have the decency to ask me. **** them. I am not giving them anymore help.
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