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Old 11-15-2012, 07:54 PM   #1
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Well that was awkward!

Last night I had a particularly awkward dream and I'm not quite sure how to process it.

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Thus ends my dream.

So, many people believe dreams have meanings... If this is true then what on Earth does mine mean?!
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Old 11-15-2012, 07:55 PM   #2
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Old 11-15-2012, 07:55 PM   #3
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Old 11-15-2012, 07:55 PM   #4
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So, many people believe dreams have meanings... If this is true then what on Earth does mine mean?!


You're a homosexual.
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Old 11-15-2012, 07:55 PM   #5
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you have low self esteem
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Old 11-15-2012, 07:56 PM   #6
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You jumped in in the middle of a porno?
It means you want penis.
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Old 11-15-2012, 07:59 PM   #7
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Wait, so if his penis was erect and you were measuring to compare I assume yours was also erect. I also assume this state of your penis was due to his erectness. In short, you want penis. Long ones. In your asshole. With juices.
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Old 11-15-2012, 08:05 PM   #8
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sounds like youre just horny

i prescribe female interaction of the sexy kind
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Old 11-15-2012, 08:06 PM   #9
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That was pretty hot.
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Old 11-15-2012, 08:07 PM   #10
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Old 11-15-2012, 08:07 PM   #11
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sounds like youre just wang-thirsty

i prescribe male interaction of the peenular kind


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Old 11-15-2012, 08:10 PM   #13
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Old 11-15-2012, 08:13 PM   #14
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Old 11-15-2012, 08:15 PM   #15
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Except in this case, where it means you're gay.
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Old 11-15-2012, 08:24 PM   #16
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Old 11-15-2012, 08:26 PM   #17
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Old 11-15-2012, 08:28 PM   #18
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Could be one or more of these things

1-You watch too much porn.
2-You have low self esteem.
3-You are worried about the size of your penis.

I wouldn't worry too much about it though, i have crazy dreams and i used to take them seriously, but now i take it with a pinch of salt.
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Old 11-15-2012, 08:31 PM   #19
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Old 11-15-2012, 08:34 PM   #20
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When I was reading this I forgot it was a dream
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