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Old 11-15-2012, 08:35 PM   #21
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I immediately noticed the male star's erect penis and was dumb founded by its extraordinary length, so much so that I asked him if I could compare its size to mine. The porn star agreed and I then whipped out my penis and we began measuring and to my astoundment, his penis was more than double the length of mine!
Six inches is hardly dumbfounding.
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Old 11-15-2012, 08:42 PM   #22
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Old 11-15-2012, 08:52 PM   #23
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I nearly wee'd reading this, and the responses.

Shit. I bet TS is thinking about my wang now.
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Old 11-15-2012, 09:02 PM   #24
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maybr if you know some pornstars or something
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Old 11-15-2012, 09:19 PM   #25
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Six inches is hardly dumbfounding.

Why do you know how long ts's dick is? ಠ_ಠ
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Old 11-15-2012, 09:26 PM   #26
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Why do you know how long ts's dick is? ಠ_ಠ

Because his mum walked in on him in the bathroom one day and was concerned about how it would affect his sex life. To which I responded, "what sex life?" then we both had a good laugh and she agreed to anal.

True story.
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Old 11-15-2012, 09:33 PM   #27
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I means you want a guy with a big dick, and the girl symbolized your false attraction for female and something. Idk, I don`t feel like finishing this.

You gay ts.
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Old 11-15-2012, 09:38 PM   #28
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Old 11-15-2012, 09:43 PM   #29
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A few minutes in the female star opened her eyes and noticed it was now me who was having sex with her, to which she said "Oh you cheeky devil!", everyone laughed and I was told it was time for me to leave.

Brilliant.
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Old 11-15-2012, 09:49 PM   #30
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A few minutes in the female star opened her eyes and noticed it was now me who was having sex with her, to which she said "Oh you cheeky devil!", everyone laughed and I was told it was time for me to leave.[/SPOILER]



Sounds like the reaction of a fat, british, middle aged woman who works in a local antiques shop
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Old 11-15-2012, 09:50 PM   #31
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Old 11-15-2012, 09:55 PM   #32
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Old 11-15-2012, 09:59 PM   #33
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You need to have sex with one or more of your relatives TS. That is the hidden meaning of this dream.
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:06 PM   #34
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You didn't finish?

Fucking lame.

It means you're afraid of commitment.

Commitment to blowing your load on her face.
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:28 PM   #35
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You didn't finish?

Fucking lame.

It means you're afraid of commitment.

Commitment to blowing your load on her face.

He stopped because everyone laughed at him which means he's ashamed of his very small dick.
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