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Old 11-15-2012, 11:11 PM   #1
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Bla-bla-bla Romantic Date
I gotta take my girl on a romantic date this weekend and I am clueless on ideas. So I thought I'd ask the most romantic motherf*ckers around here at the pit. Whats your idea of a romantic date?
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:11 PM   #2
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:12 PM   #3
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Cum in her eyes and be like "I've blinded you with my love, melon tits".
Also fart in her face when she can't see anymore. It'll be comedic relief and a bonding experience.
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:12 PM   #4
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:14 PM   #5
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Well here's a serious answer, I have no clue.

I am going to ask this girl out on a date though. Was thinking of taking her to an axe throwing range because it's just too original and unconventional to not try.
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:16 PM   #6
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Well here's a serious answer, I have no clue.

I am going to ask this girl out on a date though. Was thinking of taking her to an axe throwing range because it's just too original and unconventional to not try.


Perfect! You can be like "oof, sorry about you getting hit. Let me take you home and clean your axe wound".

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Old 11-15-2012, 11:17 PM   #7
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:19 PM   #8
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:19 PM   #9
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Perfect! You can be like "oof, sorry about you getting hit. Let me take you home and clean your axe wound".

Idea: 8/10
Execution: 4/10
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:21 PM   #10
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Idea: 8/10
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Show me a 10/10 for execution then, you supposed master of getting vagina.
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:23 PM   #11
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Show me a 10/10 for execution then, you supposed master of getting vagina.


Go watch the video of Bin Laden being killed.
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:24 PM   #12
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Show me a 10/10 for execution then, you supposed master of getting vagina.

A blowie does not involve vaginae.

Plus I ain't one to capitalize on someone else's idea, it's not my style, ya dig?
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:25 PM   #13
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Show me a 10/10 for execution then, you supposed master of getting vagina.

Oh the execution will be 10/10. Very clean cut, little to no mess.
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:25 PM   #14
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:30 PM   #15
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Okay I will.

OH WAIT IT DOESN'T EXIST.

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A blowie does not involve vaginae.

Plus I ain't one to capitalize on someone else's idea, it's not my style, ya dig?


Really? Only settling on a blowie? Come on, mang, go for the gold! Have her other lips on your dick! Go for her cave of wonders and rub the magic lamp and have a genie come out of it in the cave and wish for a baby and wait nine months and then realize oh shit I'm a father and try to be a father as you have given up the responsibilities of your life to be a father now and do this for five years and realize "god damnit Pagan you have ruined my life with your suggestion you stupid shit head" as you take that kid that took away your life to her first ballet recital and then watch in awe and see that you in fact made the right choice and that everything happens for a reason and you will drive her home listening to Albert Ayler because he's awesome and jazz and stuff and yeah watch her grow up into a graduating student and realize that Pagan dictated your life for the better and that you should thank him and perhaps maybe his execution was 10/10 after all because it gave you a better life!


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Oh the execution will be 10/10. Very clean cut, little to no mess.


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Old 11-15-2012, 11:31 PM   #16
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Really? Only settling on a blowie? Come on, mang, go for the gold! Have her other lips on your dick! Go for her cave of wonders and rub the magic lamp and have a genie come out of it in the cave and wish for a baby and wait nine months and then realize oh shit I'm a father and try to be a father as you have given up the responsibilities of your life to be a father now and do this for five years and realize "god damnit Pagan you have ruined my life with your suggestion you stupid shit head" as you take that kid that took away your life to her first ballet recital and then watch in awe and see that you in fact made the right choice and that everything happens for a reason and you will drive her home listening to Albert Ayler because he's awesome and jazz and stuff and yeah watch her grow up into a graduating student and realize that Pagan dictated your life for the better and that you should thank him and perhaps maybe his execution was 10/10 after all because it gave you a better life!

But I don't wanna
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:36 PM   #18
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