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Old 11-15-2012, 11:37 PM   #21
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I only have one album of his and it's only okay. I prefer other styles of jazz better.
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:38 PM   #22
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I'm into the crazy off the walls shit, but you know that by now haha.
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:39 PM   #23
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:40 PM   #24
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With your disco stick ****ing deep into her vaginal bacon buffet, the sensation of your jebend smashing her cervix will make her quake like a tasered slab of chopped liver. The pounding of your turd-herder will be so vigorous, you'll soon found your scroto baggins joining her cream reaper deep in her cocoa channel. Extrude a giant footlong fudge bullet on her breasticles just so you ccan suck it up like a hungry hungry hippo. The seemingly never-ending streams of Da Vinci load emanating from her devil's bagpipe will have you coated like a plasterer's radio. Munch on her flappy meal, even though she'd had the painters in for the best part of a week.
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:41 PM   #25
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What about shit like this

It's so freaking insane. It's more avant-garde but still.
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:41 PM   #26
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Put her and her best friend in pasties, take them to a rave and have a threesome after just watch out for the ****ed up best friend puking on you <_<
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:42 PM   #27
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Invite her over for ice-cream and passionate lovemaking then play your guitar the entire remainder.
That's what I did, I'm single now.
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:43 PM   #28
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Please girlfriend, I listen to plenty of contemporary artists. Like Kurt Rosenwinkel, and, umm, shut up!


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With your disco stick ****ing deep into her vaginal bacon buffet, the sensation of your jebend smashing her cervix will make her quake like a tasered slab of chopped liver. The pounding of your turd-herder will be so vigorous, you'll soon found your scroto baggins joining her cream reaper deep in her cocoa channel. Extrude a giant footlong fudge bullet on her breasticles just so you ccan suck it up like a hungry hungry hippo. The seemingly never-ending streams of Da Vinci load emanating from her devil's bagpipe will have you coated like a plasterer's radio. Munch on her flappy meal, even though she'd had the painters in for the best part of a week.

It's like I'm reading mad libs.
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:53 PM   #29
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It's like I'm reading mad libs.

Oh lord what could the pit do with mad libs.
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:56 PM   #30
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Oh lord what could the pit do with mad libs.


You should make a mad libs thread
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:57 PM   #31
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I don't even know what mad libs is.
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:00 AM   #32
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:03 AM   #33
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:05 AM   #34
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I demand My Neighbor John Turturro to be put back
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:07 AM   #35
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PUT THE CHINCHILLA BACK

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I demand My Neighbor John Turturro to be put back


When it comes crashing down, and it hurts inside,
Ya' gotta take a stand, it don't help to hide,
Have you hurt my friends, can you hurt my pride,
I gotta be a man, I can't let it slide,
I am a real American, fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!
I feel strong about right and wrong,
And I don't take trouble for very long,
I got something deep inside of me, and courage is the thing that keeps us free,
I am a real American, fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!
I am a real American, fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!
Have you hurt my friends, can you hurt my pride,
I gotta be a man, I can't let it slide,
I am a real American, fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!
I am a real American, fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!
I am a real American, fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:09 AM   #36
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Fuck that shit
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:10 AM   #37
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Might wanna check that link.
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:11 AM   #38
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PUT THE CHINCHILLA BACK

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I demand My Neighbor John Turturro to be put back

Nah man, I'm pretty sure its name is Ponyo.
It's by that Mitsubishi guy.
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:11 AM   #39
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The size of the picture? I did that on purpose.
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:11 AM   #40
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