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I only have one album of his and it's only okay. I prefer other styles of jazz better.
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I'm into the crazy off the walls shit, but you know that by now haha.
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11-15-2012, 11:39 PM
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RUExperienced is a stuffy old man when it comes to jazz
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With your disco stick ****ing deep into her vaginal bacon buffet, the sensation of your jebend smashing her cervix will make her quake like a tasered slab of chopped liver. The pounding of your turd-herder will be so vigorous, you'll soon found your scroto baggins joining her cream reaper deep in her cocoa channel. Extrude a giant footlong fudge bullet on her breasticles just so you ccan suck it up like a hungry hungry hippo. The seemingly never-ending streams of Da Vinci load emanating from her devil's bagpipe will have you coated like a plasterer's radio. Munch on her flappy meal, even though she'd had the painters in for the best part of a week.
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What about shit like this
It's so freaking insane. It's more avant-garde but still.
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Put her and her best friend in pasties, take them to a rave and have a threesome after
 just watch out for the ****ed up best friend puking on you <_<
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11-15-2012, 11:42 PM
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Invite her over for ice-cream and passionate lovemaking then play your guitar the entire remainder.
That's what I did, I'm single now.
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It's like I'm reading mad libs.
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You should make a mad libs thread
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11-15-2012, 11:57 PM
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Hola.
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I don't even know what mad libs is.
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Penis in the popcorn.
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Hola.
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Well then.
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NOOOOOOOOOOO
PUT THE CHINCHILLA BACK =[ Trowzaa what have you done I demand My Neighbor John Turturro to be put back
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Hola.
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When it comes crashing down, and it hurts inside, Ya' gotta take a stand, it don't help to hide, Have you hurt my friends, can you hurt my pride, I gotta be a man, I can't let it slide, I am a real American, fight for the rights of every man, I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life! I feel strong about right and wrong, And I don't take trouble for very long, I got something deep inside of me, and courage is the thing that keeps us free, I am a real American, fight for the rights of every man, I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life! I am a real American, fight for the rights of every man, I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life! Have you hurt my friends, can you hurt my pride, I gotta be a man, I can't let it slide, I am a real American, fight for the rights of every man, I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life! I am a real American, fight for the rights of every man, I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life! I am a real American, fight for the rights of every man, I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!
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Fuck that shit
show
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11-16-2012, 12:10 AM
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11-16-2012, 12:11 AM
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The Twilight Stoned
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The size of the picture? I did that on purpose.
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Dick in a box.
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