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Old 11-16-2012, 12:12 AM   #41
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:12 AM   #42
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:13 AM   #43
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Fine have this one instead
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:13 AM   #44
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:15 AM   #45
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:16 AM   #46
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You're in KCMO, take her to a show at the Midland or something. That place is classy as hell. There isn't really fuck all to do in KC, though. Maybe you could also go to the Nelson-Atkins museum.

edit: Yeah, Dethklok is playing on Saturday. If that ain't romantic I don't know what is.
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:16 AM   #47
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I'll probably get bored of it within 2 days, rest assured.
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:17 AM   #48
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I'll probably get bored of it within 2 days, rest assured.


And then move onto what? What? Because you're bored of Totoro too, and he was the best avatar you could have ever had
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:22 AM   #49
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if you live near a body of water, take her to a café/somewhat classy place for coffee/llunch/dinner and then afterwards go sit near it or something. gilrs like rwater
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:23 AM   #50
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And then move onto what? What? Because you're bored of Totoro too, and he was the best avatar you could have ever had


Probably this
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:24 AM   #51
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With your disco stick ****ing deep into her vaginal bacon buffet, the sensation of your jebend smashing her cervix will make her quake like a tasered slab of chopped liver. The pounding of your turd-herder will be so vigorous, you'll soon found your scroto baggins joining her cream reaper deep in her cocoa channel. Extrude a giant footlong fudge bullet on her breasticles just so you ccan suck it up like a hungry hungry hippo. The seemingly never-ending streams of Da Vinci load emanating from her devil's bagpipe will have you coated like a plasterer's radio. Munch on her flappy meal, even though she'd had the painters in for the best part of a week.

youj ust finish 50 shades of grey or something?
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:24 AM   #52
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As long as it alternates between that and Totoro then I don't care.
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:24 AM   #53
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I'm pretty sure if there were pit mad libs, 90% if the time every single blank would be filled in with f*ck.

TS, do some mad libs and fill every blank in with f*ck. Then f*ck.

edit: why is the f word still censored...
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:27 AM   #54
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I'm pretty sure if there were pit mad libs, 90% if the time every single blank would be filled in with f*ck.

TS, do some mad libs and fill every blank in with f*ck. Then f*ck.

edit: why is the f word still censored...


I did one!


If you sexually want to piss about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was sucked, and what my gay childhood was like, and how my condoms were occupied and all before they had me, and all that Moses kind of puppy, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to fuck the cunt. In the first place, that stuff shags me, and in the second place, my condoms would have about -0 assholes apiece if I told anything pretty cunting about them. They're quite faggoty about anything like that, especially my axel_fox.
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:30 AM   #55
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:31 AM   #56
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:32 AM   #57
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Take her to the liquor store and let her choose whatever the hell she wants. Works every time.
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:32 AM   #58
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What the hell is a Thozoroch?
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I did one!


If you sexually want to piss about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was sucked, and what my gay childhood was like, and how my condoms were occupied and all before they had me, and all that Moses kind of puppy, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to fuck the cunt. In the first place, that stuff shags me, and in the second place, my condoms would have about -0 assholes apiece if I told anything pretty cunting about them. They're quite faggoty about anything like that, especially my axel_fox.


Yep, close enough. Still, I suppose it could be entertaining. Always funnier to read them out loud though.
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:38 AM   #60
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Yep, close enough. Still, I suppose it could be entertaining. Always funnier to read them out loud though.


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