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Old 11-16-2012, 03:53 PM   #1
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Have you guys ever heard of "The Charizard"?

Basically, you and your girl get naked...

1) You, the guy, set her pubes on fire with a lighter.

2) You then proceed to put out the fire with your man juice.

3) You then jump off the bed, run around and flap your arms like wings and yell "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!!"

So. Yeah. If you guys have similar moves, please do share.
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:54 PM   #2
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My favorite move is "The Searchbar".

It's when you take your dick and smack yourself in the face and you say "oh, my goodness, I'll never forget to search for shit again!"
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:55 PM   #3
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:55 PM   #4
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But why would a Charizard put out the fire?
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:56 PM   #5
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Put your man juices on her back
Let her fall asleep like that, then the sheet will be stuck to her back


The pirate

Man juices+eye+kick her so she says arh


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Shave pubes off+ man juices+face+throw pubes on face after man juicing face
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Plausibility doesn't matter when it's a joke about sex! It instantly has to be funny because of Pokemon and pubes and semen.
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:57 PM   #7
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That sounds more like a Charizard and Blastoise combo to me.
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:57 PM   #8
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That sounds more like a Charizard and Blastoise combo to me.


Venusaur is what her vagina will look like after all of this.
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These are all incredibly unrealistic and juvenile.
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Venusaur is what her vagina will look like after all of this.

And just like that, you've caught all three starters and gotten laid in the process.
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