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God-Dammit Nappa
Join Date: Apr 2008
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Have you guys ever heard of "The Charizard"?
Basically, you and your girl get naked...
1) You, the guy, set her pubes on fire with a lighter. 2) You then proceed to put out the fire with your man juice. 3) You then jump off the bed, run around and flap your arms like wings and yell "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!!" So. Yeah. If you guys have similar moves, please do share.
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11-16-2012, 03:54 PM
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The Twilight Stoned
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: John Malkovich
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Yes.
My favorite move is "The Searchbar". It's when you take your dick and smack yourself in the face and you say "oh, my goodness, I'll never forget to search for shit again!"
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11-16-2012, 03:55 PM
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Kristen's gonna eat you.
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: I don't know
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Isn't that some guy's sig?
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11-16-2012, 03:55 PM
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Rather absorbent.
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: England
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 ... But why would a Charizard put out the fire?  |
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11-16-2012, 03:56 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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The superman
Put your man juices on her back Let her fall asleep like that, then the sheet will be stuck to her back The pirate Man juices+eye+kick her so she says arh The wearwolf Shave pubes off+ man juices+face+throw pubes on face after man juicing face
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The Twilight Stoned
Join Date: Apr 2009
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Plausibility doesn't matter when it's a joke about sex! It instantly has to be funny because of Pokemon and pubes and semen.
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11-16-2012, 03:57 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Earth
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That sounds more like a Charizard and Blastoise combo to me.
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11-16-2012, 03:57 PM
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The Twilight Stoned
Join Date: Apr 2009
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Venusaur is what her vagina will look like after all of this.
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11-16-2012, 03:58 PM
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Degenerate Halfwit
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Bing, bitch
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These are all incredibly unrealistic and juvenile.
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11-16-2012, 03:59 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Earth
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And just like that, you've caught all three starters and gotten laid in the process. |
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11-16-2012, 04:00 PM
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Teeth
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Everywhere. Pantheism, lol
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