11-17-2012, 08:28 PM
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Obviously, not a golfer
Join Date: May 2010
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Fortune Cookie
Hey, just got Chinese got my cookie it said.
Turn your thoughts within -- find yourself Which is. . . . well, whatever, but it gave me an idea. Write your own fortune cookie fortune. It could be fun, probably won't be, but it just might stifle my boredom until I drink myself into high spirits. I'll start: In your future your father will hate you more than he does today
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11-17-2012, 08:29 PM
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No, seriously
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Washington, DC
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Turn your thoughts without -- find Waldo
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11-17-2012, 08:29 PM
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gg microsoft
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: York, UK.
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"Confucius say TS is a knob."
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11-17-2012, 08:32 PM
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Kristen's gonna eat you.
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: I don't know
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Here's something fun to try doing: read your fortune and then say "in the back of a car" after it.
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11-17-2012, 08:35 PM
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whyphilsfight
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: I don't care where just far
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This post + http://www.fortunecookiemessage.com/ =  |
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11-17-2012, 08:37 PM
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gg microsoft
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: York, UK.
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Treasure what you have. (in the back of your car)
Learn Chinese: You = Suck wut |
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11-17-2012, 08:37 PM
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of The Joshua Garcias
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Idk. Somewhere darker than black.
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Even better:
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11-17-2012, 08:38 PM
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Larmarky Remark
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Rainy Northwest
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"Cwowded erevator smell diffwent to midget," Confucius say.
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"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity."
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11-17-2012, 08:39 PM
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King
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: New Jersey
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You just changed my life.
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11-17-2012, 08:40 PM
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gg microsoft
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: York, UK.
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I've never had a fortune cookie.
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11-17-2012, 08:41 PM
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The Twilight Stoned
Join Date: Apr 2009
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"This cookie will give you diarrhea, but I suppose you already ate it."
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11-17-2012, 08:42 PM
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King
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: New Jersey
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Do they even have Chinese food in the UK? (by Chinese I mean American-Chinese food, like General Tso's)
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11-17-2012, 08:42 PM
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The Twilight Stoned
Join Date: Apr 2009
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^ Nah man their Asian food is Indian
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11-17-2012, 08:45 PM
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Cap. of the Rainbow Guard
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Storm's End
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"I urinated in your food."
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11-17-2012, 08:50 PM
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Maggot Vest God
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Waterloo, IL
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Peace sells but who's buying.
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11-17-2012, 08:52 PM
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gg microsoft
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: York, UK.
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Yes. We have it all. Except ours is actually made by Chinese people and aren't shitty chains. |
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11-17-2012, 08:53 PM
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YEEEAAAH!
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: South of Cincinnati
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I'm right behind you.
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11-17-2012, 08:55 PM
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King
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: New Jersey
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So are ours. My town is 22 blocks long an has 4 "authentic" chinese places. Only one is good though.
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11-17-2012, 08:57 PM
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Degenerate Halfwit
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Bing, bitch
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I have a giant stack of opened fortunes on my desk.
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11-17-2012, 09:12 PM
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UG's Maggot Brain
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Milwaukee
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I couldn't care less about fortune cookie fortunes.
But I love fortune cookies. ****ing delicious. 
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