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Old 11-17-2012, 05:29 PM   #21
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I will literally fight you, real talk.



Real talk, I literally lol'd
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Old 11-17-2012, 05:29 PM   #22
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You don't say!

Tell me more!


well, my mommy says my weewee gets hard because she has to drain the milk out of it...

/realtalk
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Old 11-17-2012, 05:30 PM   #23
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Old 11-17-2012, 05:30 PM   #24
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well, my mommy says my weewee gets hard because she has to drain the milk out of it...

/realtalk

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Old 11-17-2012, 05:33 PM   #25
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I will literally fight you, real talk.


U wot m8?

I will literally lift my arm and literally swing it at you
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Old 11-17-2012, 05:33 PM   #26
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That's sci-fi.
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Old 11-17-2012, 05:34 PM   #27
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Integrity is certainly not easy to find, and more valuable IMO than honesty
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Old 11-17-2012, 05:53 PM   #28
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well, my mommy says my weewee gets hard because she has to drain the milk out of it...

/realtalk

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Old 11-17-2012, 05:56 PM   #29
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well, my mommy says my weewee gets hard because she has to drain the milk out of it...

/realtalk

I'm sigging that one if it's alright with you, man.
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Old 11-17-2012, 06:02 PM   #30
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I'm sigging that one if it's alright with you, man.


You didn't even wait for him to say whether it was okay or not. Not cool, maaan.
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Old 11-17-2012, 06:27 PM   #31
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Well this thread got derailed.
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Old 11-17-2012, 06:31 PM   #32
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Old 11-17-2012, 06:42 PM   #33
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I'm sigging that one if it's alright with you, man.

it's NOT ok MAAAAAN!

naw, just kidding. i don't care.
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Old 11-17-2012, 11:36 PM   #34
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Old 11-17-2012, 11:43 PM   #35
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i hear females have a pee-pee, but it's inverted inside their body. and boobies are filled with milk and that's why they're squishy.


They're actually filled with nutella.
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Old 11-17-2012, 11:47 PM   #36
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This comment was an excellent contribution to this fine thread. Sirs, good day to you.
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Old 11-17-2012, 11:51 PM   #37
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yeah p sure this is hella more endangered than honest dudes
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This comment was an excellent contribution to this fine thread. Sirs, good day to you.

hey y'r the nodding guy aren't you
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