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Old 11-17-2012, 08:28 PM   #1
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Fortune Cookie

Hey, just got Chinese got my cookie it said.

Turn your thoughts within -- find yourself

Which is. . . . well, whatever, but it gave me an idea.

Write your own fortune cookie fortune.

It could be fun, probably won't be, but it just might stifle my boredom until I drink myself into high spirits.

I'll start:


In your future your father will hate you more than he does today
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:29 PM   #2
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:29 PM   #3
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:32 PM   #4
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Here's something fun to try doing: read your fortune and then say "in the back of a car" after it.
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:35 PM   #5
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Here's something fun to try doing: read your fortune and then say "in the back of a car" after it.


This post + http://www.fortunecookiemessage.com/ =
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:37 PM   #6
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:37 PM   #7
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:38 PM   #8
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:39 PM   #9
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Here's something fun to try doing: read your fortune and then say "in the back of a car" after it.

You just changed my life.
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:40 PM   #10
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:41 PM   #11
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:42 PM   #12
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Do they even have Chinese food in the UK? (by Chinese I mean American-Chinese food, like General Tso's)
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:42 PM   #13
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:45 PM   #14
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:50 PM   #15
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:52 PM   #16
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Do they even have Chinese food in the UK? (by Chinese I mean American-Chinese food, like General Tso's)


Yes. We have it all. Except ours is actually made by Chinese people and aren't shitty chains.
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:53 PM   #17
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:55 PM   #18
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Yes. We have it all. Except ours is actually made by Chinese people and aren't shitty chains.

So are ours. My town is 22 blocks long an has 4 "authentic" chinese places. Only one is good though.
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:57 PM   #19
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Old 11-17-2012, 09:12 PM   #20
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I couldn't care less about fortune cookie fortunes.

But I love fortune cookies. ****ing delicious.
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