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Old 11-18-2012, 12:03 AM   #21
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Old 11-18-2012, 12:03 AM   #22
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I felt I should comment on my own experience with ungodly gases. I'm pretty much 100% sure I've narrowed it down to smoking marijuana. Yep, I don't know why it is, but smoking herb seems to constipate me and produce nauseous farts. Crazy.

Is it possible that after smoking marijuana, you get hungry and end up eating excessive amounts of food that might cause digestive problems? I don't see how smoking anything would directly cause gas.
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Old 11-18-2012, 12:09 AM   #23
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But i wouldn't know, man, i don't really eat yoghurt, sorry. However, if i drink a lot of beer in one night, my farts smell pretty awful, and the smell of a beer shit is something that could be weaponized, it doesn't really pertain to your situation, but i'm just saying.
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Old 11-18-2012, 12:09 AM   #24
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I think it was this.


Can you buy this from normal stores or is Dr. Bronner's online store the only place you can get it? I, too, am interested in a tingly scrotum.
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Old 11-18-2012, 12:15 AM   #25
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Can you buy this from normal stores or is Dr. Bronner's online store the only place you can get it? I, too, am interested in a tingly scrotum.


If all you want is scrotal tinglation you could try mentholatum or Vicks vaporub, or perhaps better: Bengay (or, I hesitate to say... icyhot) all that shit would effectively tingle yo naughty bits.
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Old 11-18-2012, 12:21 AM   #26
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You are just lactose intolerant.

Even though this thread is really about tingly balls now.
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Old 11-18-2012, 12:35 AM   #27
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Old 11-18-2012, 12:42 AM   #28
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That's what she said!

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Old 11-18-2012, 12:48 AM   #29
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Yoghurt settles your stomach. It shouldn't give you this problem unless you specifically have an issue with dairy, or you were digesting it with something that doesn't mix well.
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Old 11-18-2012, 12:55 AM   #30
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Eh, they don't work...
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Old 11-18-2012, 01:38 AM   #32
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This one time I used this weird "all natural" hemp-based bodywash/shampoo and my balls felt like that tingly mentholy sensation when you brush your teeth and then drink a cold glass of water.


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Old 11-18-2012, 01:49 AM   #33
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i was getting in the car to go to the race, i farted outside the car. once we got in, everyone said that it smelled like fart in the car. so everyone blamed lizzy, (she's known to fart often), and said that it magically stayed in the car since last time she was driving.

who the shit is lizzy
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Old 11-18-2012, 02:14 AM   #35
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i think that fart might have followed me into the car. i didn't know that was possible.


I lost it right there.
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Old 11-18-2012, 02:29 AM   #36
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If you're bothered with the smell, why don't you get one of those carbon fart filters?
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This one time I used this weird "all natural" hemp-based bodywash/shampoo and my balls felt like that tingly mentholy sensation when you brush your teeth and then drink a cold glass of water.

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Old 11-18-2012, 03:28 AM   #38
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On the subject of menthol testes, I used Axe Shock body wash once and it was very much like that feeling described by the first user with the hemp body wash, but for me, it felt really uncomfortable and annoying, and it almost had a burning sensation to it.

For the record, I don't normally use anything Axe, mostly because I enjoy not smelling like some desperate Freshman in college, but I got it for free so
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Old 11-18-2012, 03:29 AM   #39
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Old 11-18-2012, 10:21 AM   #40
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alright so after someone suggested lactose intolerance, i googled it, found this:

http://www.livestrong.com/article/4...urt-flatulence/

it could be lactose intolerance, but it also mentioned high fiber causes the same issues.. and since i was eating it with lots of granola, that might be it? hmmm
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