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Old 11-18-2012, 04:10 PM   #1
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I think i'd turn water into beer and everything else into pizza.
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Old 11-18-2012, 04:11 PM   #2
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Old 11-18-2012, 04:14 PM   #5
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Old 11-18-2012, 04:15 PM   #7
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Old 11-18-2012, 04:18 PM   #11
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Old 11-18-2012, 04:18 PM   #12
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Old 11-18-2012, 04:21 PM   #14
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Get a shave, get a haircut and then get a job helping the homeless whilst not telling anybody I'm Jesus.




I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you, But you're the gayest jesus ever.
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Old 11-18-2012, 04:21 PM   #15
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Old 11-18-2012, 04:22 PM   #16
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I think i'd turn water into beer and everything else into pizza.

You'd turn everything that isn't water into pizza??? That's sounds horrible. We'd constantly be slipping around in a gooey marinara-mozzarella mess. We'd have to use pepperoni for currency and everything would start to rot in a few days.

Something tells me you didn't think this through, TS.
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Old 11-18-2012, 04:24 PM   #17
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You'd turn everything that isn't water into pizza??? That's sounds horrible. We'd constantly be slipping around in a gooey marinara-mozzarella mess. We'd have to use pepperoni for currency and everything would start to rot in a few days.

Something tells me you didn't think this through, TS.



why would it rot? I'm jesus


we would be like smurfs, but with beer and pizza! I don't see how this could be bad!
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Old 11-18-2012, 04:26 PM   #19
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how is that in any way like the smurfs?

Is Satan supposed to be like Gargamel or something?
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I'd probably go and mow somebody's lawn, like most people called Jesus do these days.
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