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Old 11-18-2012, 04:27 PM   #21
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we would be like smurfs


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but with beer and pizza!


Seriously, you do realize that by replacing the water with beer that the cheese and crust would be made with beer too, which means that the pizza would probably be pretty gross, right?
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Old 11-18-2012, 04:27 PM   #22
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Old 11-18-2012, 04:29 PM   #23
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Old 11-18-2012, 04:29 PM   #24
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how is that in any way like the smurfs?

Is Satan supposed to be like Gargamel or something?


both food


they live in mushrooms.


we would live in pizza... huts!



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Seriously, you do realize that by replacing the water with beer that the cheese and crust would be made with beer too, which means that the pizza would probably be pretty gross, right?



I'm jesus I could make the pizza awesome and fresh regardless
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Old 11-18-2012, 04:32 PM   #25
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I would tell them that my father thinks you're all scum.
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Old 11-18-2012, 04:35 PM   #26
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I would tell them that my father thinks you're all scum.


Are you sure you just wouldnt turn everything into a pony?
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Old 11-18-2012, 04:37 PM   #27
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Are you sure you just wouldnt turn everything into a pony?


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Old 11-18-2012, 04:38 PM   #28
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Old 11-18-2012, 04:40 PM   #29
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Are you sure you just wouldnt turn everything into a pony?


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And how they're scum?
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Old 11-18-2012, 04:47 PM   #30
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Old 11-18-2012, 04:57 PM   #31
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Old 11-18-2012, 04:59 PM   #32
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Old 11-18-2012, 05:01 PM   #33
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And how they're scum?


I'd try to teach them what I can of Christianity, and if they're not having any of it I'd just logicbomb the hell out of them
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Old 11-18-2012, 05:02 PM   #34
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I'd try to teach them what I can of Christianity, and if they're not having any of it I'd just logicbomb the hell out of them

Bro do you even lift?
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Old 11-18-2012, 05:04 PM   #36
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Old 11-18-2012, 05:06 PM   #37
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Old 11-18-2012, 05:06 PM   #38
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I'd explain to everyone that gays, atheists, Muslims, communists, etc. etc. are all good people and shouldn't be judged.

The only people my heavenly Father really hates is UG bronies.
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Old 11-18-2012, 05:07 PM   #39
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Uncalled for bro. You'd be the first non-believer I talk to
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Old 11-18-2012, 05:08 PM   #40
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The only people my heavenly Father really hates is UG bronies.

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