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Old 11-18-2012, 05:09 PM   #41
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Old 11-18-2012, 05:10 PM   #42
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Old 11-18-2012, 05:11 PM   #43
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Old 11-18-2012, 05:12 PM   #44
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Old 11-18-2012, 05:12 PM   #45
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Old 11-18-2012, 05:22 PM   #46
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Old 11-18-2012, 05:22 PM   #47
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Old 11-18-2012, 05:28 PM   #48
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Old 11-18-2012, 05:30 PM   #49
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Old 11-18-2012, 05:35 PM   #50
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Old 11-18-2012, 05:59 PM   #51
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Old 11-18-2012, 06:03 PM   #52
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Old 11-18-2012, 06:06 PM   #53
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Old 11-18-2012, 06:06 PM   #54
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Old 11-18-2012, 06:07 PM   #55
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Old 11-18-2012, 06:07 PM   #56
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Old 11-18-2012, 06:08 PM   #57
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Old 11-18-2012, 06:20 PM   #58
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Old 11-18-2012, 06:41 PM   #59
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Old 11-18-2012, 06:45 PM   #60
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Fly around a lot because **** you, I'm Jesus. Why didn't Jesus fly around all the time? If he can do anything, you KNOW he would have wanted to just hover a bit from time to time.

Also tack on a Commandment banning bronyism.

**** all that. I'd become a goalie just for the infinite JESUS SAVES pun potential.
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