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Old 11-18-2012, 06:46 PM   #61
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Old 11-18-2012, 06:56 PM   #62
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Sterilize all rednecks with my magic.

Grow a long, white beard and become Jesus/Merlin, Jerlin, if you will.

Abolish Starbucks and open up a coffee chain called God Jizzee. It's the jizz of my dad Yahweh and it tastes like caramel coffee.

Play in a super Melodic screamo band called Jesuhria.

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I will do Kat Dennings for 40 days and 40 nights.
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Old 11-18-2012, 06:59 PM   #63
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Old 11-18-2012, 07:01 PM   #64
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Sterilize all rednecks with my magic.

Grow a long, white beard and become Jesus/Merlin, Jerlin, if you will.

Abolish Starbucks and open up a coffee chain called God Jizzee. It's the jizz of my dad Yahweh and it tastes like caramel coffee.

Play in a super Melodic screamo band called Jesuhria.

Turn the moon into actual cheese. Mozerella.

I will do Kat Dennings for 40 days and 40 nights.


Kat Dennings should be a priority, no excuses. Otherwise, a rather sound list you have made
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Old 11-18-2012, 07:05 PM   #65
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Kat Dennings should be a priority, no excuses. Otherwise, a rather sound list you have made


Yeah...That's why I'm not Jesus.
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Old 11-18-2012, 07:07 PM   #66
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Old 11-18-2012, 07:13 PM   #67
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if I'm Jesus I shall do what I shall.
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Old 11-18-2012, 07:14 PM   #68
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Thou shall not pointlessly hate

Well, he is representing Jesus who does in fact pointlessly hate people who have done nothing wrong.
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Old 11-18-2012, 07:19 PM   #69
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Well, he is representing Jesus who does in fact pointlessly hate people who have done nothing wrong.


Pretty sure he was the original guy behind "love and tolerate" bro. He never hated anyone

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Fair enough
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Old 11-18-2012, 07:28 PM   #70
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Pretty sure he was the original guy behind "love and tolerate" bro. He never hated anyone

Epicurus called. He wants his love and tolerance back.

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Old 11-18-2012, 07:31 PM   #71
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Whatever, Jesus didn't hate, haters gonna hate
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Old 11-18-2012, 08:23 PM   #72
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Old 11-18-2012, 08:26 PM   #73
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Well, he is representing Jesus who does in fact pointlessly hate people who have done nothing wrong.

Ow, ****!

The edginess of this post pricked my finger.
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Old 11-18-2012, 08:50 PM   #74
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Ow, ****!

The edginess of this post pricked my finger.

Seriously, what is your problem?

I was only pointing out something partly out of truth and partly out of satire.
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Old 11-18-2012, 08:56 PM   #75
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Old 11-18-2012, 08:59 PM   #76
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The bible says to not make snide comments about His motives.



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Old 11-18-2012, 09:45 PM   #77
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Old 11-18-2012, 10:32 PM   #79
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Old 11-18-2012, 10:36 PM   #80
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