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Old 11-22-2012, 09:03 PM   #1
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So... Hows about those Heavy Metal eCards?

Anyone else got any more lying about??





Cheers folks!!
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Old 11-22-2012, 09:05 PM   #2
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Are these supposed to be funny?
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Old 11-22-2012, 09:06 PM   #3
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Those are bad and you should feel bad.
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Old 11-22-2012, 09:07 PM   #4
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Lame dude......
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Old 11-22-2012, 09:15 PM   #5
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And this is why people hate metalheads.
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Old 11-22-2012, 09:16 PM   #6
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Old 11-22-2012, 09:18 PM   #7
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Manowar literally suck ass.

I mean they literally rim each other after every show.

...And their music sucks.
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Old 11-22-2012, 09:19 PM   #8
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the second one should have been:

"Things were fine jim, then she found out I liked MANoWAR"
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Old 11-22-2012, 09:21 PM   #9
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These are terrible, and I really love the e-card format of humor. This is a sad day for me.
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Old 11-22-2012, 09:29 PM   #10
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I'm a proud metalhead but these are just.....no.
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Old 11-22-2012, 09:34 PM   #11
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Anyone else got any more lying about??

For your own good, I pray to God not. If this is your idea of humor, you must be 12.
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Old 11-22-2012, 09:42 PM   #12
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Anyone seen these? Sucks that you have to buy them, I'm probably just going to make my own with the same jokes when Valentine's comes.

http://theoatmeal.com/horrible2
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Old 11-22-2012, 11:52 PM   #13
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Those are bad and you should feel bad.

As someone who likes Metal and Post-Metal, I support this statement.

Stop making us Metalheads look bad, TS!
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Old 11-23-2012, 12:07 AM   #14
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I don't even get how those are jokes.

Where's the punch line? What makes it humorous? Is the joke that they're listening to Slayer? That insults the band, not promotes them.

Dear christ, if I had more of these "lying around", or any at all, I'd choke myself with old rusty bass strings so I'd never be able to share them with anyone and because I'm despicable for even having them.
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Old 11-23-2012, 04:27 AM   #15
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Those are the least funny things I have ever seen but this thread is awesome.
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Old 11-23-2012, 04:31 AM   #16
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Old 11-23-2012, 04:38 AM   #17
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I don't get the appeal of eCards. They are basically the Family Circus of funny internet images.
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Old 11-23-2012, 06:14 AM   #18
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Oh come on pit they're not that horrible, its not like they are 9gag rage comics.
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Old 11-23-2012, 06:34 AM   #19
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Anyone seen these? Sucks that you have to buy them, I'm probably just going to make my own with the same jokes when Valentine's comes.

http://theoatmeal.com/horrible2


its worse and frankly even offensive.
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Old 11-23-2012, 06:44 AM   #20
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