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Old Yesterday, 05:42 PM   #1
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Old Yesterday, 05:43 PM   #2
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i'm waiting for him to start passing out condoms personally
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Old Yesterday, 05:44 PM   #3
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That's pretty cool actually. **** you Pascal.
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Old Yesterday, 05:45 PM   #4
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"More peace, less Pedophilia" should be the new Pope's slogan.

In all seriousness, this is pretty cool of him.
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Old Yesterday, 05:46 PM   #5
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I'd like to preface this joke with me not being religious at all.

To the atheist community, is this like Dorothy throwing water on the wicked witch of the west?
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Old Yesterday, 05:46 PM   #6
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Oh good, now I can get to heaven... what a meaningless gesture
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Old Yesterday, 05:48 PM   #7
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I heard he is starting a porno production company called "Poppa don't Preach"
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he should say "Practice what you preach, no more gay prostitution in the vatican, no more mob connections with the vatican bank, no more taking everyones money in the name of jesus and keeping it and stop for the love of god touching innocent children!" to all the pedo bishops and corrupt power hungry priest. such a nice religion
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he should say "Practice what you preach, no more gay prostitution in the vatican, no more mob connections with the vatican bank, no more taking everyones money in the name of jesus and keeping it and stop for the love of god touching innocent children!" to all the pedo bishops and corrupt power hungry priest. such a nice religion

MetalChris are you by any chance related to DesperateChris?
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It's not even new. The Catechism has held that non-catholics of all kinds can get into heaven for centuries. Why the **** is everyone talking about this.
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I heard he is starting a porno production company called "Poppa don't Preach"


It's been started, and it's a parody porn production company. First two films are out. First one was called Molesting Rosemary's Baby, and it was a revolutionary film.
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Old Yesterday, 05:56 PM   #14
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MetalChris are you by any chance related to DesperateChris?


nope. theres too many chris's out there.
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nope. theres too many chris's out there.

Time to cull the herd a little, eh?
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and i was just told no matter how good i do in life il go to hell, even if i preached the word of god to millions, if i dont believe in him 100% il burn in hell forever.
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It's not even new. The Catechism has held that non-catholics of all kinds can get into heaven for centuries. Why the **** is everyone talking about this.

Nailed it.

I'm pretty sure that JPII said something similar 30 years or so ago too didn't he?
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