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Old 12-17-2014, 07:20 AM   #1
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US Join The Bavarian Illuminati Today And Get Rich, Famous And Powerful

we came from beyond and we live within, we are here on this planet to liberate, enlighten and illuminate the entire human race . We have been anonymous for over a long time now being looked down on , now we control this energy realm, we occupy all sovereign positions of authority and powers here on this planet and thus no entity is capable of stopping the movement or resist the forces governing the order. HAIL BAVARIAN ILLUMINATI
Join the Bavarian Illuminati today and get endless riches, fame, powers and embrace immortality, be sanctified and purified.
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Old 12-17-2014, 07:22 AM   #2
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Oh mighty bavarian illuminati 20, please grant me my wish!

Seriously though, that email implies that there are at LEAST 19 other Bavarian Illuminati societies, why should I choose you over them? Bavarian Illuminati 13 has got a very attractive offer on the table.
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Old 12-17-2014, 07:23 AM   #3
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Old 12-17-2014, 07:24 AM   #4
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We Are Always Watching From The Great All Seeing Eye Beyond
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Old 12-17-2014, 07:27 AM   #5
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Sorry, I'm already with the Berlinese Illuminati
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God knows but British porn is shit anyway. Who wants to listen to a cockney saying "giv us it 'arder codger" whilst getting rammed from behind.
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Old 12-17-2014, 07:27 AM   #6
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^Capsfail

EDIT: oh for, sneaky bastard slipping in like that!
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Old 12-17-2014, 07:30 AM   #7
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Old 12-17-2014, 07:32 AM   #8
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What do you do in the Illuminati? Is it similar to the weekly Patriarchy meetings I go to?
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Old 12-17-2014, 07:33 AM   #9
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^Capsfail

EDIT: oh for, sneaky bastard slipping in like that!

I was going to do the same to you but rapture and TS, so I know your pain

EDIT: They ****ing did it again!
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God knows but British porn is shit anyway. Who wants to listen to a cockney saying "giv us it 'arder codger" whilst getting rammed from behind.

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Old 12-17-2014, 07:33 AM   #10
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holy shit the illuminati is real!
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Old 12-17-2014, 07:34 AM   #11
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Old 12-17-2014, 07:34 AM   #12
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I'm trying to ban him, but for whatever reason, it's not working. They must have control over my computer!
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Old 12-17-2014, 07:34 AM   #13
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Gonna fold myself another aluminum foil hat then
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Old 12-17-2014, 07:36 AM   #14
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to become a member of the order, you must embrace immortality and surrender your soul, for the soul contains the most devastating mortal human deficiency called fear, it marks the parallel gap between mortals and immortals and it sole prevents mortals from utilizing their gifts and powers that has been bestowed unto them from beyond since in the making of this energy realm
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Old 12-17-2014, 07:38 AM   #15
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to become a member of the order, you must embrace immortality and surrender your soul, for the soul contains the most devastating mortal human deficiency called fear, it marks the parallel gap between mortals and immortals and it sole prevents mortals from utilizing their gifts and powers that has been bestowed unto them from beyond since in the making of this energy realm


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I knew those sneaky bastards were up to something!
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Old 12-17-2014, 07:42 AM   #16
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Are you Illuminati Communist friendly?
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Old 12-17-2014, 07:51 AM   #17
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Bro how I'm gonna need a direct # because email takes wayyy too long and I wanna get in this now (you're dealing with a go-getter brah).

I've already held up YALL HIRING? signs towards the drones and not even a reply back on my resumé smh
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Old 12-17-2014, 07:59 AM   #18
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Old 12-17-2014, 08:00 AM   #19
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we are friendly and we are here to make the human race get what is rightfully theirs
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Old 12-17-2014, 08:03 AM   #20
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nor matter what or who you are or where you are from, you were created for a purpose to assist in the betterment of mankind.
You all have something special in you called talents, and some are born and until dead do not uncover what they have as talents.
We are here to make you realize and discover what you have and upgrade who you are.
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