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Old 08-20-2014, 04:15 PM   #1
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Angry eGraham and the rabbit

So one day, eGraham decided to use a weed whacker and slashed the face off of a bunny. Not even a full grown rabbit, a baby thing. So then he goes and snaps its neck after it's all "OH NO BRO I JUST HAD MY FACE SLICED OFF" and he didn't even take it home to eat. That is what you call wasting resources and wasting a life in vain. What a monster.
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Old 08-20-2014, 04:21 PM   #2
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I suggest we ban eGraham in the light of this new evidence on this man's real personality.
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Old 08-20-2014, 04:22 PM   #3
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Old 08-20-2014, 04:22 PM   #4
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So I was weed eating one day around a gravestone and this little rabbit was in the weeds between the headstone and a pot and I didn't see it, and COMPLETELY ON ACCIDENT I happened to lop off half of its face. I didn't even know that I hit it until I looked down at my left hand and saw that it was literally covered in blood.

I executed the rabbit quickly by breaking its neck so that it wouldn't suffer. The end.

PS It was too small to eat

PPS Gary is the worst human ever
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Old 08-20-2014, 04:23 PM   #5
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So I was weed eating one day around a gravestone and this little rabbit was in the weeds between the headstone and a pot and I didn't see it, and COMPLETELY ON ACCIDENT I happened to lop off half of its face. I didn't even know that I hit it until I looked down at my left hand and saw that it was literally covered in blood.

I executed the rabbit quickly by breaking its neck so that it wouldn't suffer. The end.

PS It was too small to eat

PPS Gary is the worst human ever

He has admitted to it! Admins. BANHAMMER!
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Old 08-20-2014, 04:23 PM   #6
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So I was weed eating one day around a gravestone and this little rabbit was in the weeds between the headstone and a pot and I didn't see it, and COMPLETELY ON ACCIDENT I happened to lop off half of its face. I didn't even know that I hit it until I looked down at my left hand and saw that it was literally covered in blood.

I executed the rabbit quickly by breaking its neck so that it wouldn't suffer. The end.

PS It was too small to eat

PPS Gary is the worst human ever


Well I'm convinced. Glad that's settled.
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Old 08-20-2014, 04:23 PM   #7
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Old 08-20-2014, 04:24 PM   #8
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You could have made some cozy gloves or something with the pelt man. Or you could have like stripped the meat and minced it and made meatballs. Then you could have roasted the bones and made a stock. Such a waste, mate.
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Old 08-20-2014, 04:31 PM   #9
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RIP rabbit and gary and noah
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Old 08-20-2014, 04:35 PM   #10
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Clearly this isn't an isolated incident looking at your location, how many rabbit johnsons have you lopped off with your wretched weed whacker? I'll bet you didn't let those go to waste though. You're disgusting.
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Old 08-20-2014, 04:38 PM   #11
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But eGraham appreciates potatoes so all is forgiven <3
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But eGraham appreciates potatoes so all is forgiven <3

In the end, potato is all that matters
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Old 08-20-2014, 04:40 PM   #13
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Not when you have rows upon rows of pickled rabbit dicks sitting in jars of formaldehyde on a shelf over your bed.
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Old 08-20-2014, 04:50 PM   #14
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Old 08-20-2014, 04:52 PM   #15
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In the end, potato is all that matters

Potatoes are awful.
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Old 08-20-2014, 04:56 PM   #16
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Of course Gary would eat rabbit
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Potatoes are awful.

That's not how you potatoe.
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Old 08-20-2014, 05:02 PM   #18
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I sat down yesterday and just ate a massive bowl of mashed potatoes for dinner last night

It was the best i'd had in days
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I sat down yesterday and just ate a massive bowl of mashed potatoes for dinner last night

It was the best i'd had in days

It's better if you stir them with your penis
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Old 08-20-2014, 05:03 PM   #20
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Of course Gary would eat rabbit

Rabbit is a perfectly common thing to eat.
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