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Old Today, 06:30 AM   #1
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i want to be an american

I'm a left wing.new zealander.and.after listening to america **** yeah like 8 times I feel I wanna be.americsn and so please how do I do this im serious my dad has citizenship so we don't talk this is.so important america fuxk yeah
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Old Today, 06:32 AM   #2
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Old Today, 06:32 AM   #3
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I'm om my phone.but.really how do.I.become american I want tbe be free yeah fake tits **** yeah I'm so patriotic help me I'm serious just on my phone
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Old Today, 06:33 AM   #4
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Call the president and request a by-mail application or apply online at USA.gov
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Old Today, 06:37 AM   #5
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How to become American:

↑↑↓↓←→←→ B A Start
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Old Today, 06:38 AM   #6
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Waht ifhe presidne tsays no cn I stay ith ou guy I jus want tb to be freed.and have guns and cws and big trucks yah fuk eah u if u agre or if udnt agree because u have a opinilm bcz AMeRICA **** yEha plrase serous respones only
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Old Today, 06:38 AM   #7
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I think my phone is a cmunist I doesn't let.my type properly
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Old Today, 06:40 AM   #8
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If your dad's a citizen then I believe you're already a "natural born" American even if you were born in a foreign land, like senator and hero John McCain.
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Old Today, 06:40 AM   #9
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I think your brain is capitalist, because it clearly isn't benefitting the greater community.
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Waht ifhe presidne tsays no cn I stay ith ou guy I jus want tb to be freed.and have guns and cws and big trucks yah fuk eah u if u agre or if udnt agree because u have a opinilm bcz AMeRICA **** yEha plrase serous respones only

Precisely
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Old Today, 06:44 AM   #11
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Wondered why you had Spaz in your username... now I know
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If your dad's a citizen then I believe you're already a "natural born" American even if you were born in a foreign land, like senator and hero John McCain.



Great but can I get it without him having to sign eveything because we don't talk and hes a mad prick.

Also disarm goliat I am english lke u too nd u r just a pussey faget who doesn't kno freedom so tere haha amercs fxk yeah well disarm all ur commie goliaths.america.won.ww2 for u guys ok so deal with it #igotyourback,barack
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Old Today, 06:47 AM   #13
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you'd have to learn how to speak english first
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Old Today, 06:47 AM   #14
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Old Today, 06:48 AM   #15
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Great but can I get it without him having to sign eveything because we don't talk and hes a mad prick.

Also disarm goliat I am english lke u too nd u r just a pussey faget who doesn't kno freedom so tere haha amercs fxk yeah well disarm all ur commie goliaths.america.won.ww2 for u guys ok so deal with it #igotyourback,barack

Certainly living up to your username, rather than your user title...
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Old Today, 06:48 AM   #16
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Eurofags if u could just go away that'd be great.I'm havin.a serious discusiiom.with my ameRICan bros read they r better better han you and get way.more hunmeys than u so there and were talkim about freedom and polution and stuff and you guys.lack the.mental capacity to even inderstans america like go away lol

Ok bte shuld I join the army so I get equally patriotic friends they don't need to be able to read if that's a factor.
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Old Today, 06:52 AM   #17
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Eurofags hah americas history is based off imigrants most from...guess where
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Old Today, 06:53 AM   #18
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Lol y do u think they left uts because of the eurofags lol r u dumb fight me
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Old Today, 06:54 AM   #19
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So, you currently have an active warning and this thread is obviously spam, considering your track record... what to do, what to do...
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Old Today, 06:54 AM   #20
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Just go around shouting '' Muh freedoms'' to people and they will totaly belive you are a murrican.

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