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Old 08-24-2015, 06:56 AM   #1
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that was so UNREAL....

So I've been smoking marijuana for a few years now and I've never experienced ANYTHING like what just happened...holy **** balls... that was so unreal....I've had soooooooooo many bad psychedelic trips but this was unlike anything I've ever had. Makes me think it was laced. When I first got it , I was so excited to try it, I smoke some as soon as I got it. But it barely could even stay lit and no smoke would come out so I was like **** I got ripped off I didn't even get a buzz. So a few days later,today, I was like **** it I'll just smoke everything and maybe I'll feel some thing...I kept feeling the smoke going in but none would come out when I exhaled. And then it got to the point where I just kept forgetting that I had just smoked...it didn't even smell like weed which usually had a really strong aroma...so I smoke it all...usually when I get it high like that it last for hours but this was very quick and intense and as soon as it was gone....it was like nothing had ever happened...it didn't even fade away...it to was just really intense than gone, that's never happened to me with weed. It kind of felt like what people describe coke as...a really intense rush and then it was gone...Just a massive headache...the experience itself was completely different from the usual...unlike anything I've ever experienced. It felt like gravity increased by one million...my jaw was trembling uncontrollably, i thought my teeth were going to explode and i almost swallowed my tongue. i think I may have smoked too much too fast...my thoughts were so surreal...in my mind I turned into a manical psycho, all I could think was death ....I was everywhere and I was nowhere...I was screaming hysterically...it felt like I had Jacked into the matrix. I liked it...time just kept repeating itself...only reason I remember Is because I kept a log of all my thoughts as I experienced. And that's also why I am writing this. To remember this is my attempt of trying to describe an experience that cannot be into words...And another unusual thing that happened was that the metal chair I was sitting in bent in half. How is that even possible??? I thought it was all in my head. I tried bending the metal tube with my hands and by putting the weight of my body on it and I couldn't it's not even possible. It's almost as if everything that happened wasn't in my head. It was real.i was just sitting in the chair and it felt like the weight of the world came down on me. At one point I even Astral projected around the room and just watched myself...that's when I realized that I'm not even human. I just look like you guys....once I came back down. I decided to smoke some more...I never learn my lesson but that's when I realized that I had eaten my pipe...Also there was another creature in the room, lurking in the dark. It was an evil entity. It felt like a part of me that I had been hiding deep down inside. I could hear an evil laughter coming from nowhere. It was like being born again. Life is strange...

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Old 08-24-2015, 07:56 AM   #2
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Life is strange...
lol no it's not, it's the drugs you just took you silly stoner.
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Old 08-24-2015, 08:03 AM   #3
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Old 08-24-2015, 08:04 AM   #4
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Tldr; 15 year old has a drag on a joint
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Old 08-24-2015, 08:18 AM   #5
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sounds like you smoked salvia dude
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Old 08-24-2015, 08:51 AM   #6
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Sounds like you should have posted this shit story in the drug thread.

EDIT: also, observe the overuse of ellipses. Has Blode killed this guy and taken over his life?
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Old 08-24-2015, 08:59 AM   #7
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sounds like you smoked salvia dude

I don't know what the **** it was but it was intense...
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Old 08-24-2015, 09:02 AM   #8
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Sounds like you should have posted this shit story in the drug thread.

EDIT: also, observe the overuse of ellipses. Has Blode killed this guy and taken over his life?

I always do that when I type.............................................. .........................
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Old 08-24-2015, 09:04 AM   #9
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Old 08-24-2015, 09:04 AM   #10
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I always do that when I type.............................................. .........................

You're worse than Hitler.
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Old 08-24-2015, 09:05 AM   #11
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Old 08-24-2015, 09:35 AM   #12
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first time I got high was a full gram of hash,I was hallucinating that the swimming pool was fire and my buddy was the devil. Stronger than any acid trip I've had.
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Old 08-24-2015, 09:38 AM   #13
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Or perhaps we should ask, "Clark? Is that you?"
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At one point I even Astral projected around the room

I hope you cleaned it up.
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Old 08-24-2015, 09:53 AM   #15
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first time I got high was a full gram of hash,I was hallucinating that the swimming pool was fire and my buddy was the devil. Stronger than any acid trip I've had.

Definitely not my first time but I feel like you know what I'm talking about....ive done acid too and that didnt even come close to what i felt....it was so intense.
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Old 08-24-2015, 10:35 AM   #17
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Its super cool that you smoke weed, bro.
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Old 08-24-2015, 10:37 AM   #18
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no story about weed is interesting enough to warrant a paragraph that large
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Old 08-24-2015, 10:52 AM   #19
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sounds like an anxiety attack to me
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