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Old 08-28-2014, 11:19 PM   #1
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ITT bad/cheesy poems yehhhhhh

roses are red
violets are blue
a bird in the hand
but none in my shoe


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Old 08-28-2014, 11:20 PM   #2
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Old 08-28-2014, 11:28 PM   #3
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roses are red
violets are blue
sit on my chest
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Old 08-29-2014, 12:04 AM   #4
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roses are red
violets are blue
sit on my chest
and please do a poo

That's gross!
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Old 08-29-2014, 12:06 AM   #5
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roses are red
violets are blue
sit on my chest
and please do a poo


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Old 08-29-2014, 12:15 AM   #6
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Be my gf
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Old 08-29-2014, 12:57 AM   #7
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roses are red
violets are red
everything is red
cause i murdered everything dead

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Old 08-29-2014, 01:09 AM   #8
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roses are red
violets are red
everything is red
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Old 08-29-2014, 01:15 AM   #9
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Oh, Stink! Oh, Sound of asscheeks spread asunder!
From wherefore, pray, does the flatulence come?
And from what medley of gases and particles does the stench arise?
Oh! Behold my weakness as the aroma constricts my throat!
Oh, Stink! Oh, Sound!


thank u its an original
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Old 08-29-2014, 01:27 AM   #10
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roses r red
violets r blue
i post in da pit
n u shuld 2
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Old 08-29-2014, 01:30 AM   #11
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Chaz that is a legit ode to your farts
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Old 08-29-2014, 01:31 AM   #12
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So much depends
Upon

A red wheel
Barrow

Glazed with rain
Water

Beside the white
Chickens
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Old 08-29-2014, 01:49 AM   #13
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my name is dave
i'm riding a wave
and wearing my shades
thinking bout babes
no i'm not gay
my name's dave

his name's clark
he sees in the dark
and he never barks
because he's a cat
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Old 08-29-2014, 02:21 AM   #14
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my name is dave
i'm riding a wave
and wearing my shades
thinking bout babes
no i'm not gay
my name's dave

his name's clark
he sees in the dark
and he never barks
because he's a cat

#ripclark
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Old 08-29-2014, 02:46 AM   #15
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roses are red
violets are blue
i know my colors
how about you
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Old 08-29-2014, 02:56 AM   #16
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Haikus are real strange
And sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
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Old 08-29-2014, 03:12 AM   #17
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Haikus are real strange
And sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator


Well, that's just because
you don't know how to write a
haiku that makes sense.

Take a look at me
I pump haiku's out like farts
Smells like poetry
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Old 08-29-2014, 03:14 AM   #18
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thing about haikus
is the syllable constraint
makes it challenging
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Old 08-29-2014, 03:20 AM   #19
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Pantoums are also fun
Just look at the website below
Do you want to write a poem?
You can do it if you want

Just look at the website below
It's not porn I promise
You can do it if you want
Poems, I mean, not porn

It's not porn I promise
Like I haven't heard that before
Poems, I mean, not porn
It's always porn isn't it?

Like I haven't heard that before
Do you want to write a poem?
It's always porn isn't it?
Pantoums are also fun

https://www.youngwriters.co.uk/types-pantoum
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Old 08-29-2014, 04:57 AM   #20
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This is distracting
I have calculus homework
Fvck it. Letís do this.
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