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Old 02-05-2013, 10:55 AM   #2181
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"IDK what happened, but then i was sucking his dick as david attenborough talked about the sahara desert it was really roantic"
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Old 02-05-2013, 11:14 AM   #2182
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I have brave fight to wild bear

I have strong arm lift to wild bear

I am so fast more than train!


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Old 02-05-2013, 11:15 AM   #2183
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Is that Ali's asylum application?
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Old 02-05-2013, 11:16 AM   #2184
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Is that Ali's asylum application?

Not sure, could be Xiaoxi's
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:39 PM   #2185
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I just rediscovered this and it stills makes me laugh.

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Old 02-05-2013, 12:50 PM   #2186
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That application gave me a major recollection. A few years back my friend sent me a link to this terrible fanfiction author's page. He spoke almost no english (his page's picture was another country's flag, I forget which). That page went down a few months after he sent it to me, but before it did he made all of his stories available in separate notepad docs which I managed to download. There's like 300, but here's my 2 favorites:


House

One day, House was walk into his House.
"It is good to have House House!" say House, as he walk into House House.
Suddenly, the door on House House opened and Time Paradox flew out!
"YOU CANNOT HAVE HOUSE INSIDE HOUSE!!!!!" scream Time Paradox, as a paradox many times.
"But is House House!" say House.
"IT IS NO MORE FOR HOUSE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!" say Time Paradox, as the House disconnects from the floor and flys into Time Paradox.
And no more House House.
"But my House House!!!" say House, as a not House House.
But Time Paradox would not return House House.
"I cannot return House House without a make Paradox!" say Time Paradox.
House was annoy at this, and jumped into the Time Paradox, to get back House House.
"HOUSE HOUSE!" shout House, but there were no House House inside Time Paradox.
"I have turned House House to bricks..." say Time Paradox, and Time Paradox closed and House was stuck inside Time Paradox forever.


Snakes on a Plane

In the past history, the Sun made its shining over Antartica, and Antartica was grow the rainforests.
Many snakes were live in the rainforest of Antartica.
"Is good to be Antartica!" say Snakes, as they grow the leaves.
But one day, the sun made a going away, because it got bored as only snakes in Antartica!!!
The Snakes made a waiting for the sun, but no suns made arrival back, and Antartica was doom to grow the ice.
"We do no like an ice grow!!!" say Snakes, and snakes slithered away.
Snakes came to an Airport.
"We want to fly the Plane!" say Snakes, but the Airport refused.
"SNAKES CANNOT PLANE!" shout Airport, "AS SNAKES ARE ONLY A TAIL!"
The Snakes were sadly at the not plane, and decide to make a going into the cargo boxes.
"Is fun to hide in crate boxes!" say Snakes, as a hide.
The plane made a taking off, and all the snakes in the cargo boxes.
But suddenly, the cargo boxes fell apart and snakes were free to roam the plane.
The people saw at the snakes!!!!!!!!
"NOT A SEEING SNAKES!" shout Snakes, as the people all made a jumping out the window from the Snakes.
"But the not parachute?!" yell the people, as a jump off plane and splat to the ground!!!!!
The Snakes made a sadly, all had jump off plane.
"We have made a scaring people away," say the sadly Snakes.
Suddenly, Samuel L Jackson jumped through the window plane and made a shooting at the snakes!
"I CANNOT SNAKES ALLOW ON THIS TRAIN STATION!!!!!!" shout Samuel L Jackson, as a shooting at Snakes.
"But there is no driver plane!!!!!" say Snakes!
"THERE IS NO PILOT WITHOUT THE DRIVING!!!!!!!!!" scream Plane, as it crash into cliff and into many pieces.
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:51 PM   #2187
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That's ****ing amazing.^
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:53 PM   #2188
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:58 PM   #2189
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Old 02-05-2013, 03:33 PM   #2190
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Old 02-05-2013, 03:45 PM   #2191
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Calling bullshit on that one. Really obvious.




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Old 02-05-2013, 08:18 PM   #2192
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"We want to fly the Plane!" say Snakes, but the Airport refused.
"SNAKES CANNOT PLANE!" shout Airport, "AS SNAKES ARE ONLY A TAIL!"
The Snakes were sadly at the not plane

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Old 02-05-2013, 08:47 PM   #2193
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Calling bullshit on that one. Really obvious.


..Mick Thomson? o.o

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Old 02-05-2013, 09:10 PM   #2194
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I saw an album of cringepics on Reddit (don't judge me) and thought I'd post some here. Prepare for some rubbernecking.















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Old 02-05-2013, 09:30 PM   #2195
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^ @the first pic, say what you will about that guy being a loser/creep/no-life etc., but there's something about how when those accusations are so clearly true that I can't but feel bad for the guy.

I'm aware of how ridiculously arrogant this sounds.

EDIT: Better post a funny quick


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Old 02-05-2013, 09:34 PM   #2196
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Old 02-05-2013, 09:40 PM   #2197
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^ @the first pic, say what you will about that guy being a loser/creep/no-life etc., but there's something about how when those accusations are so clearly true that I can't but feel bad for the guy.

I'm aware of how ridiculously arrogant this sounds.
Nothing arrogant about that. I know what you mean.

Like I said, that post is more for rubbernecking. Except for Sonic. That shit was funny.
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Old 02-05-2013, 10:49 PM   #2198
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Old 02-05-2013, 10:54 PM   #2199
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Old 02-05-2013, 11:16 PM   #2200
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