11-20-2012, 11:30 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Sexy Presidential Palace.
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What's Mary short for?
She's got no legs.
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11-20-2012, 11:30 AM
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x'; DROP TABLE *; --
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Glasgow.
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Oh you!
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11-20-2012, 11:30 AM
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Call me Leon
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Perth, Australia
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I cut them off and ate them. Poor Mary-Anne.
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11-20-2012, 11:31 AM
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UG Freak
Join Date: Oct 2009
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I'm naked atm.
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11-20-2012, 11:35 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: The Lost Coast
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Mary Sue
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11-20-2012, 11:36 AM
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Interdit
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Purf, 'Straya
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Did you know that Jack is "short" for John?
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11-20-2012, 11:42 AM
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Most Edits Per Capita
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Wisconsin
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I was up all night last night trying to figure out where the sun goes when it sets, but then it dawned on me.
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11-20-2012, 12:21 PM
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MWAHAHAHAHA!
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: The Frozen North! (read: Northern Wisconsin)
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Well, she was born "Maryanne Susy Q", but she disliked the sound of that and now goes by just "Mary".
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11-20-2012, 12:29 PM
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whyphilsfight
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: I don't care where just far
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So the entirety of Lost is a lie? 
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11-20-2012, 12:54 PM
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UGs only Harley rider.
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Amsterdamn, MO
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Mary,Mary.
Quite Contrary. Trim that pussy. It's to Damned hairy.
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11-20-2012, 01:19 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2011
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hahaha
there were these two war vets out in the woods hunting for deer in the ol midwest. one guy says ****! ****N RATTLER JUST BIT ME ON THE HEAD OF MY DICK! other vet says ILL BE BACK IMA GO INTO TOWN FO SOME HELP YOU LAY DOWN HERE dude gets to town n runs in a pharmacy YALL GOT ANYTHING FOR A SNAKEBITE? -well, theres no anti venom in stock, so you'll have to make an X incision on the wound and suck out the venom and then you'll be cured- dude runs back to his buddy dude says CAN YA HELP ME MAN? ..................... dude says ..................... YOU GONNA DIE
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11-20-2012, 01:28 PM
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the ghetto pimpass nigga
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Louth, Ireland
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Because she's on her knees blowing me.
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11-20-2012, 01:30 PM
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Hola.
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Irrelevant, I'm too busy hoping.
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My grandad loves telling me this joke every time I see him.
Why did Mary fall off the swing? Cos she's got no arms. And I pushed her. Thanks for that gramps.
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11-20-2012, 01:58 PM
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UGs only Harley rider.
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Amsterdamn, MO
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Mary had a little lamb,
She kept it by the heater, Every time it took a piss, It burned his little peter.
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11-20-2012, 02:04 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Sexy Presidential Palace.
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This guy gets it. Missing limbs are funny! |
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11-20-2012, 02:06 PM
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Do Sadists go to Hell?
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: United Kingdom
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That's not a reason for her being short, that's a reason as to why she's short.
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11-20-2012, 02:10 PM
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UGs only Harley rider.
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Amsterdamn, MO
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If she has no legs does she leave snail tracks on the hardwood floors?
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11-20-2012, 02:31 PM
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The song remains similar
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: The ****ing Desert
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A man is walking down the street when he sees a sign that reads:
"If you can make my donkey laugh, you get $100. $5 to play" Man walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Okay, I'll play." He hands the bartender $5 and takes the donkey out back. When he comes back in, the donkey is laughing hysterically. He gets $100 from the bartender and leaves. The next day, same man walking down the same street sees a sign outside the same bar, but this time it reads: "If you can make my donkey cry, you get $200. $5 to play" Man walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Okay, I'll play." He hands the bartender $5 and takes the donkey out back. When he comes back in, the donkey is crying uncontrollably. He goes to collect the money when the bartender says to him "Damn! You made my donkey both laugh and cry over the last two days, how did you do it?" The man responds "Yesterday I told him my penis was bigger than his and today I showed him."
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11-20-2012, 02:34 PM
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i am a ghost. fear me.
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: A Land Of Bitter Desperation
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