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Old 11-20-2012, 03:01 PM   #21
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Knock knock.
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Old 11-20-2012, 05:53 PM   #22
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Old 11-20-2012, 05:54 PM   #23
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Slowest knock knock joke ever
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Old 11-20-2012, 05:56 PM   #24
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I was up all night last night trying to figure out where the sun goes when it sets, but then it dawned on me.

One day I was in the park when I saw a frisbee floating through the air. I wondered what it was that made it so float so beautifully, and then it hit me.
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Old 11-20-2012, 07:22 PM   #25
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Slowest knock knock joke ever

Mary took a long time to get to the door and answer it. It's funny
'cause she's got no legs.

This thread rivals YLYL.
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Old 11-22-2012, 11:52 AM   #26
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Mary had a little lamb,
She kept in her backyard,
And when she hung her panties out,
His wooly dick got hard.
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Old 11-22-2012, 04:57 PM   #27
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I lol'd.
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Old 11-22-2012, 05:10 PM   #28
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If she has no legs does she leave snail tracks on the hardwood floors?


I would totally lick them
You´re sick.
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Old 11-22-2012, 05:15 PM   #29
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Anti-joke thread?

What's sad about a Cadillac full of black guys going over a cliff?

They were my friends
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Old 11-22-2012, 05:16 PM   #30
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Mary has a second name when she's swimming.

Bob.
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Old 11-22-2012, 05:20 PM   #31
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A poor woman without legs and arms was crying on the side of a dock. A man walking by looks and says "What's wrong? You're by this beautiful view of the ocean! What could be worse than this?"

The woman says "I'm crying because I have this view, yes, but it reminds me that I've never been hugged like others that have seen this view."

The man, feeling badly, hugs the poor woman. She stops crying and he leaves.

As he is walking, he hears her crying again and runs back quickly. He says "What's wrong now? I hugged you!"

She says "That hug was great, but it reminded me that I've never been kissed.

The man braves himself and kisses her. She stops crying and he leaves again.

She starts crying yet again, and he hurries back and says "What are you crying about now?!"

She says "That kiss was great, but it reminded me that I've never been fucked."

So the man braves himself,
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Old 11-23-2012, 01:56 AM   #32
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Mary has a second name when she's swimming.

Bob.

When she is hanging on the wall?

Art.
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Old 11-23-2012, 02:03 AM   #33
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hahaha
there were these two war vets out in the woods hunting for deer in the ol midwest.
one guy says ****!
****N RATTLER JUST BIT ME ON THE HEAD OF MY DICK!
other vet says ILL BE BACK IMA GO INTO TOWN FO SOME HELP YOU LAY DOWN HERE
dude gets to town n runs in a pharmacy
YALL GOT ANYTHING FOR A SNAKEBITE?
-well, theres no anti venom in stock, so you'll have to make an X incision on the wound and suck out the venom and then you'll be cured-
dude runs back to his buddy
dude says CAN YA HELP ME MAN?
.....................
dude says
.....................
YOU GONNA DIE


i legit lol'd at this.
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Old 11-23-2012, 03:06 AM   #34
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Did Tojo and the Japanese blow her shins off?
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