11-20-2012, 03:01 PM
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Hey there hot mama
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Perth, Australia Bringing back 'word'
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HEY.
Knock knock.
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It's over simplified, So what! hall of fame. creepy, creepy fame
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11-20-2012, 05:53 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Sexy Presidential Palace.
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Who's there?
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11-20-2012, 05:54 PM
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Hola.
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Irrelevant, I'm too busy hoping.
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Slowest knock knock joke ever
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11-20-2012, 05:56 PM
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UG's Jewish Seinfeld
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Coventry/Hertford, EDMland
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11-20-2012, 07:22 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Sexy Presidential Palace.
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Mary took a long time to get to the door and answer it. It's funny 'cause she's got no legs. This thread rivals YLYL. |
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11-22-2012, 11:52 AM
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UGs only Harley rider.
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Amsterdamn, MO
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Mary had a little lamb,
She kept in her backyard, And when she hung her panties out, His wooly dick got hard.
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11-22-2012, 04:57 PM
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2 wrongs make a fight
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: England!
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I lol'd.
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11-22-2012, 05:10 PM
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Undercover moderator
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: On the toilet.
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You´re sick.
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11-22-2012, 05:15 PM
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The Man Who Lives Forever
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: In a land where time don't command
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Anti-joke thread?
What's sad about a Cadillac full of black guys going over a cliff? They were my friends 
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I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. Currently working on: Le Voyage pour l'Irlande - Pierre Bensusan Last edited by Dreadnought : 11-22-2012 at 05:16 PM. |
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11-22-2012, 05:16 PM
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#DanTheMan
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Liverpool, UK
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Mary has a second name when she's swimming.
Bob.
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11-22-2012, 05:20 PM
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The Twilight Stoned
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: John Malkovich
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A poor woman without legs and arms was crying on the side of a dock. A man walking by looks and says "What's wrong? You're by this beautiful view of the ocean! What could be worse than this?"
The woman says "I'm crying because I have this view, yes, but it reminds me that I've never been hugged like others that have seen this view." The man, feeling badly, hugs the poor woman. She stops crying and he leaves. As he is walking, he hears her crying again and runs back quickly. He says "What's wrong now? I hugged you!" She says "That hug was great, but it reminded me that I've never been kissed. The man braves himself and kisses her. She stops crying and he leaves again. She starts crying yet again, and he hurries back and says "What are you crying about now?!" She says "That kiss was great, but it reminded me that I've never been fucked." So the man braves himself, show
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11-23-2012, 01:56 AM
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UGs only Harley rider.
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Amsterdamn, MO
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When she is hanging on the wall? Art.
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11-23-2012, 02:03 AM
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UG's Only Mustache King
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Somewhere North, Canada.
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i legit lol'd at this. 
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11-23-2012, 03:06 AM
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The lotus blooms twice
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Grand Valley State University, Michigan
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Did Tojo and the Japanese blow her shins off?
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