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Old 11-20-2012, 03:55 PM   #1
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Tombstone.
What will your's read?

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Old 11-20-2012, 03:56 PM   #2
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It won't read anything, it's a tombstone.
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Old 11-20-2012, 03:57 PM   #3
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Old 11-20-2012, 03:58 PM   #4
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I'd probably be broke, so that's all I imagine I can afford.
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Old 11-20-2012, 03:59 PM   #5
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Old 11-20-2012, 03:59 PM   #6
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Old 11-20-2012, 04:00 PM   #7
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Oh wait, I was meant to come up with some hilarious line.

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Old 11-20-2012, 04:01 PM   #8
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Old 11-20-2012, 04:02 PM   #9
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Old 11-20-2012, 04:07 PM   #10
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Old 11-20-2012, 04:08 PM   #11
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Old 11-20-2012, 04:10 PM   #12
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Here lies Johnny.

And the actual grave will look like a door with an axe head coming through it.
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Old 11-20-2012, 04:12 PM   #13
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Old 11-20-2012, 04:13 PM   #14
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Old 11-20-2012, 04:18 PM   #15
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Old 11-20-2012, 04:21 PM   #16
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Old 11-20-2012, 04:25 PM   #17
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Old 11-20-2012, 04:31 PM   #18
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Old 11-20-2012, 04:33 PM   #19
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Old 11-20-2012, 04:35 PM   #20
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