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Old 11-20-2012, 04:36 PM   #21
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In all seriousness, I think it would be kind of cool to have my tombstone read "Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt."
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Old 11-20-2012, 04:37 PM   #22
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Old 11-20-2012, 04:38 PM   #23
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Nothing, I'm never dying.

Although I might build a grave for the luls and it will probably say something "Too alive, didn't die" with a carving of me eating fried chicken
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Old 11-20-2012, 05:06 PM   #24
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Old 11-20-2012, 05:07 PM   #25
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Well, actually, since I don't intend to get buried, but rather cremated and thrown in the wind somewhere, I guess I could do with a cheesy quote like "Let the world be my epitaph".
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Old 11-20-2012, 05:08 PM   #26
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Well, actually, since I don't intend to get buried, but rather cremated and thrown in the wind somewhere, I guess I could do with a cheesy quote like "Let the world be my epitaph".

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Old 11-20-2012, 05:11 PM   #27
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The average pitmonkey's response to my jokes.
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Old 11-20-2012, 05:18 PM   #28
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Old 11-20-2012, 05:25 PM   #29
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"Screw you guys, I'm going home."

TBH, I don't know, nor do I care.
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Old 11-20-2012, 05:33 PM   #30
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Old 11-20-2012, 05:39 PM   #31
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Old 11-20-2012, 05:45 PM   #32
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Old 11-20-2012, 05:54 PM   #33
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Old 11-20-2012, 06:01 PM   #34
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can't. stop. thinking about. PIZZA!
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Old 11-20-2012, 06:25 PM   #35
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Old 11-20-2012, 06:29 PM   #36
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Old 11-20-2012, 07:15 PM   #37
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Old 11-20-2012, 08:19 PM   #38
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lol Spike Milligan
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Old 11-20-2012, 08:22 PM   #39
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Old 11-20-2012, 08:23 PM   #40
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