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Old 11-27-2012, 10:59 AM   #1
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I just got poked

On Facebook, by a hot girl, What does it mean? Is she into me? Can I have sex with her?
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Old 11-27-2012, 11:01 AM   #2
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People still poke other people
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Old 11-27-2012, 11:02 AM   #3
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GET THE FUCK OFF UG

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BUY A DELUXE BoX OF CONDOMS AND SOME LUBE

HEAD TO HER FUCKEN HOUSE RIGHT NOW

KNOCK ON THE DOOR WITH YOUR COCK

AND POKE HER BACK
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Old 11-27-2012, 11:03 AM   #4
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GET THE FUCK OFF UG

GO TO THE STORE

BUY A DELUXE BoX OF CONDOMS AND SOME LUBE

HEAD TO HER FUCKEN HOUSE RIGHT NOW

KNOCK ON THE DOOR WITH YOUR COCK

AND POKE HER BACK

HOLY SHIT THIS

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Old 11-27-2012, 11:03 AM   #5
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No one has ever poked me before
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Old 11-27-2012, 11:06 AM   #6
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No one has ever poked me, but I`ve heard people use poke like slang for sex.
So maybe...
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Old 11-27-2012, 11:09 AM   #7
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No one has ever poked me before

To be honest the only person to ever poke me was my ex. So yeah you're probably in with this other chick.
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Old 11-27-2012, 11:12 AM   #8
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I poked a girl by accident when I was drunk this one time.
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Old 11-27-2012, 11:14 AM   #9
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Alright man, I take it you don't have much experience with attractive women so here's what you're going to want to do. She has expressed an interest in you, so you cannot let her know what a virginal socially awkward loser you are. As such, your initial reaction may be to awkwardly compliment her for a week before she loses interest. No, wrong.

What you want to do is make yourself seem like a challenge for her to triumph. You want to belittle her and try to pick out any flaws in her appearance and parade them in front of her. For instance, if she always has long bangs you want to relentlessly attack that she's hiding a huge forehead. Now she's really going to want you because she likes you but she doesn't think she can have you; she thinks you're out of her league. So she's going to start hanging around you more and start doing things to try to get your attention and approval. At that point you just play it cool, hold out for a bit, and then invite her to a party and let her get drunk and then sex her.
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Old 11-27-2012, 11:15 AM   #10
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She did it as a joke.
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Old 11-27-2012, 11:16 AM   #11
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Old 11-27-2012, 11:17 AM   #12
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She did it as a joke.

Or.. as a poke??
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Old 11-27-2012, 11:18 AM   #13
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Or.. as a poke??


Well, obviously that too.
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Old 11-27-2012, 11:20 AM   #14
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She wants the dick.
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Old 11-27-2012, 11:26 AM   #15
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DUDE

GET THE FUCK OFF UG

GO TO THE STORE

BUY A DELUXE BoX OF CONDOMS AND SOME LUBE

HEAD TO HER FUCKEN HOUSE RIGHT NOW

KNOCK ON THE DOOR WITH YOUR COCK

AND POKE HER BACK



YO,

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LISTEN TO THIS GUY

AND DO THIS.

OR I WILL SMASH YOU

OUT OF THIS EXISTENCE.
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Old 11-27-2012, 11:37 AM   #16
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Old 11-27-2012, 11:37 AM   #17
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She's a cam***** and she's trying to get your money.
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Old 11-27-2012, 11:38 AM   #18
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She did it as a joke.


No not her

Or maybe someone else is on her facebook
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Old 11-27-2012, 11:48 AM   #19
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.............so you didn't throw it in her bumhole?
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Old 11-27-2012, 11:54 AM   #20
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tell her to grow up first

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