11-27-2012, 10:59 AM
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hates weirdos
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Iceland
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I just got poked
On Facebook, by a hot girl, What does it mean? Is she into me? Can I have sex with her?
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11-27-2012, 11:01 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Perth, Australia/Europe somewhere
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People still poke other people
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11-27-2012, 11:02 AM
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Registered Loser
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: I don't wanna die here
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DUDE
GET THE FUCK OFF UG GO TO THE STORE BUY A DELUXE BoX OF CONDOMS AND SOME LUBE HEAD TO HER FUCKEN HOUSE RIGHT NOW KNOCK ON THE DOOR WITH YOUR COCK AND POKE HER BACK
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11-27-2012, 11:03 AM
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Location: Sexy Presidential Palace.
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HOLY SHIT THIS GIVE HER ONE FROM US TS |
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11-27-2012, 11:03 AM
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hates weirdos
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Iceland
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No one has ever poked me before  |
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11-27-2012, 11:06 AM
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Absolute territory
Join Date: Mar 2011
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No one has ever poked me, but I`ve heard people use poke like slang for sex.
So maybe...
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11-27-2012, 11:09 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Perth, Australia/Europe somewhere
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To be honest the only person to ever poke me was my ex. So yeah you're probably in with this other chick. |
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11-27-2012, 11:12 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Sirius
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I poked a girl by accident when I was drunk this one time.
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11-27-2012, 11:14 AM
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No, seriously
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Washington, DC
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Alright man, I take it you don't have much experience with attractive women so here's what you're going to want to do. She has expressed an interest in you, so you cannot let her know what a virginal socially awkward loser you are. As such, your initial reaction may be to awkwardly compliment her for a week before she loses interest. No, wrong.
What you want to do is make yourself seem like a challenge for her to triumph. You want to belittle her and try to pick out any flaws in her appearance and parade them in front of her. For instance, if she always has long bangs you want to relentlessly attack that she's hiding a huge forehead. Now she's really going to want you because she likes you but she doesn't think she can have you; she thinks you're out of her league. So she's going to start hanging around you more and start doing things to try to get your attention and approval. At that point you just play it cool, hold out for a bit, and then invite her to a party and let her get drunk and then sex her.
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11-27-2012, 11:15 AM
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Call me Leon
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Perth, Australia
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I'll be the guy.
She did it as a joke. |
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11-27-2012, 11:16 AM
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Registered Abuser
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Calgary, Canada
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This ^
EDIT: that too
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11-27-2012, 11:17 AM
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Location: Finland
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Or.. as a poke??
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11-27-2012, 11:18 AM
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Call me Leon
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Location: Perth, Australia
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Well, obviously that too. |
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11-27-2012, 11:20 AM
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She wants the dick.
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11-27-2012, 11:26 AM
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I closed your thread.
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: North London.
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YO, THREADSTARTER. LISTEN TO THIS GUY AND DO THIS. OR I WILL SMASH YOU OUT OF THIS EXISTENCE. |
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11-27-2012, 11:37 AM
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Russian Circles.
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Weymouth, Dorset.
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Let us know how it goes, TS.
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11-27-2012, 11:37 AM
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King Platypus
Join Date: Oct 2007
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She's a cam***** and she's trying to get your money.
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11-27-2012, 11:38 AM
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hates weirdos
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Location: Iceland
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No not her  Or maybe someone else is on her facebook |
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11-27-2012, 11:48 AM
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Russian Circles.
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Weymouth, Dorset.
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.............so you didn't throw it in her bumhole?
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11-27-2012, 11:54 AM
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The Asian-Viking Paradox
Join Date: Feb 2006
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tell her to grow up first
...you don't want to get into trouble, you know
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