Droste

Could you get yourself pregnant with that?.

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Lion_Slicer

I had a dream I was a woman once. Not just me as a woman, but specifically as my sister Alice. Except in real life I don't have a sister Alice, but in the dream I did and I was her. And she/I was also Jesus reborn. And I was a lesbian but it wasn't sexual at all. And my ex-girlfriend Karen was the devil and her demon navy was invading. There was an emotional scene at the end where we ice skated together on our frozen battleground. When I woke up I thought I was still Alice and I was really sad about everything with Karen until I remembered they don't exist.

If it stopped there it would have been just an average dream for me, but there was much more detail and depth and weirdness that I just don't have the inclination or time to get into right now.

Samdroid

One time I dreamt that I had two dicks. One was black.

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Harvey Swick

last night i had a dream i was walking through this garden that was filled with predatory plants with one of my friends and some unknown girl. while walking through the garden the girl was bitten or maybe shot with some kind of poison from one of the plants and she passed out. so i picked her up and carried her down the road with my friend trying to get her to safety/a hospital. for some reason the garden was in a rural area and there was no one around, so my friend and i, still carrying the girl, were walking down this dirt road hoping a car would come along so we could take her to a hospital. well finally a car did come along but there was only enough room for 2 people, so i hand the girl over to my friend and jump in the car, trusting him to out her in the car. well instead he dumps her in the ditch and says "we will be back with help" and i get real mad at him like "why did you leave her? she needed a hospital!" and continue to yell at him until i wake up.

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FireFromTheVoid

Maybe you were just a really little kid again and able to turn it inside out.
The moistness must mean you peed.

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jakesmellspoo

i got you beat.

i had a dream where i was a girl having sex with an old man.

this is probably the 10th time i've posted this, too.

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KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT

This one time I had a dream that I ate out my mum






dreams are ****ed

Droste

All of my what

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KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT

I had one of the times sig'd for like 2 months till the other day

W4RP1G

But how is that possible if I only want to have sex with men in my dreams? I'm not in denial, I swear.

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NarwhalG2G

Everytime I read your posts, I imagine Karl Pilkington saying them.


So, I had this crazy fucked up dream that took place at Kurt Cobain's funeral, there was this kid (I say kid but he was in his teens or so) with black hair, the kid had a knife and he committed suicide at the funeral. The funny part of the dream is that Kurt Cobain's ghost was there and was telling him how to commit suicide with a knife. Strangest thing ever is that Mitch Lucker (I've never listened to Suicide Silence) died later, and when I looked at a picture of him, he was the teenager who committed suicide in my dream.

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vintage x metal

you're just in touch with your warm ever-salivating feminine side

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Seanthesheep

I once had a dream I was talking to a pile of garbage about bananas. but I was observing this conversation as a third person, and that all audible "talking" was gibberish but the dialouge was complete with thought bubbles.

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Droste

So technically, you dream about being gay.



Avent' got any monkey news though.

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metaldud536

I had a dream that I was a guinea pig but with my face.

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Wolfinator-x

The other day I dreamt that I traveled the world by train with a drummer I hang out with at school and the Pit's resident theologian, SlackerBabbath.

ye seriously

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innertom

it means your a bitch

magnus_maximus

I had a dream I met the woman of my dreams and were happy and stuff. Then I woke up.

Right in the damn feels.

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yoman297

i had a dream

i had a dream

i had a dream

****

i had quite a few dreams

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