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Old 11-21-2012, 01:23 PM   #21
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I had a similar dream, although I had a button that I could push to toggle between them.

Could you get yourself pregnant with that?.

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Old 11-21-2012, 03:16 PM   #22
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I had a dream I was a woman once. Not just me as a woman, but specifically as my sister Alice. Except in real life I don't have a sister Alice, but in the dream I did and I was her. And she/I was also Jesus reborn. And I was a lesbian but it wasn't sexual at all. And my ex-girlfriend Karen was the devil and her demon navy was invading. There was an emotional scene at the end where we ice skated together on our frozen battleground. When I woke up I thought I was still Alice and I was really sad about everything with Karen until I remembered they don't exist.

If it stopped there it would have been just an average dream for me, but there was much more detail and depth and weirdness that I just don't have the inclination or time to get into right now.
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Old 11-21-2012, 03:18 PM   #23
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One time I dreamt that I had two dicks. One was black.
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Old 11-21-2012, 03:24 PM   #24
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last night i had a dream i was walking through this garden that was filled with predatory plants with one of my friends and some unknown girl. while walking through the garden the girl was bitten or maybe shot with some kind of poison from one of the plants and she passed out. so i picked her up and carried her down the road with my friend trying to get her to safety/a hospital. for some reason the garden was in a rural area and there was no one around, so my friend and i, still carrying the girl, were walking down this dirt road hoping a car would come along so we could take her to a hospital. well finally a car did come along but there was only enough room for 2 people, so i hand the girl over to my friend and jump in the car, trusting him to out her in the car. well instead he dumps her in the ditch and says "we will be back with help" and i get real mad at him like "why did you leave her? she needed a hospital!" and continue to yell at him until i wake up.
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Old 11-21-2012, 03:29 PM   #25
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Maybe you were just a really little kid again and able to turn it inside out.
The moistness must mean you peed.
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Old 11-21-2012, 03:31 PM   #26
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i got you beat.

i had a dream where i was a girl having sex with an old man.

this is probably the 10th time i've posted this, too.
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Old 11-21-2012, 04:11 PM   #27
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This one time I had a dream that I ate out my mum






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Old 11-21-2012, 05:48 PM   #28
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This one time I had a dream that I ate out my mum






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Old 11-21-2012, 09:15 PM   #29
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i got you beat.

i had a dream where i was a girl having sex with an old man.

this is probably the 10th time i've posted this, too.

I had one of the times sig'd for like 2 months till the other day
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Old 11-21-2012, 09:52 PM   #30
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Well I'd say if you fancy a bit of both you might very well be bisexual.

But how is that possible if I only want to have sex with men in my dreams? I'm not in denial, I swear.
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Old 11-21-2012, 11:08 PM   #31
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So I dreamed I had lady bits between me legs. I was shocked because my tackle was gone.
I had a little feel, it was moist, I felt awkward. It was a good looking one though, obviously.
Then I woke up.


They say dreams have meanings. What does this mean Pit?
Also share weird dreams.

Everytime I read your posts, I imagine Karl Pilkington saying them.


So, I had this crazy fucked up dream that took place at Kurt Cobain's funeral, there was this kid (I say kid but he was in his teens or so) with black hair, the kid had a knife and he committed suicide at the funeral. The funny part of the dream is that Kurt Cobain's ghost was there and was telling him how to commit suicide with a knife. Strangest thing ever is that Mitch Lucker (I've never listened to Suicide Silence) died later, and when I looked at a picture of him, he was the teenager who committed suicide in my dream.
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Old 11-22-2012, 12:59 AM   #32
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Old 11-22-2012, 01:03 AM   #33
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I once had a dream I was talking to a pile of garbage about bananas. but I was observing this conversation as a third person, and that all audible "talking" was gibberish but the dialouge was complete with thought bubbles.
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Old 11-23-2012, 05:08 PM   #34
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But how is that possible if I only want to have sex with men in my dreams? I'm not in denial, I swear.

So technically, you dream about being gay.


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Everytime I read your posts, I imagine Karl Pilkington saying them.

Avent' got any monkey news though.
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Old 11-23-2012, 05:14 PM   #35
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I had a dream that I was a guinea pig but with my face.
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Old 11-23-2012, 06:28 PM   #36
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The other day I dreamt that I traveled the world by train with a drummer I hang out with at school and the Pit's resident theologian, SlackerBabbath.

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Old 11-23-2012, 08:31 PM   #37
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Old 11-23-2012, 09:34 PM   #38
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I had a dream I met the woman of my dreams and were happy and stuff. Then I woke up.

Right in the damn feels.
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Old 11-23-2012, 10:31 PM   #39
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i had a dream

i had a dream

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i had quite a few dreams
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Old 11-23-2012, 10:37 PM   #40
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So I dreamed I had lady bits between me legs. I was shocked because my tackle was gone.
I had a little feel, it was moist, I felt awkward. It was a good looking one though, obviously.
Then I woke up.


They say dreams have meanings. What does this mean Pit?
Also share weird dreams.

Why would that be obvious?
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