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Old 11-21-2012, 04:57 PM   #1
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Get ready to be Omethized©!

Hell yeah bitches! I came up with this idea when I was in the shower washing my asshole, and I decided to go through with it just now!
Basically I will Omethize © any song you want with a special holiday discount! For just 0 $ you can get your regular boring song turned into a trolling blast beat frenzy noone will want to listen to! Here's an example (uh, check the file attachment dumbass.)
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Happy holidays and asshole washing!
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Old 11-21-2012, 05:07 PM   #2
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Omethize© is only available to the US, UK, Europe, Tanzania, Sealand and Asgard. Omethize© is provided and enacted by EpiFailCorp™, a subsidary of the merger of RedDerp69Industries™ and AmonLameArseMethpool™. All rights reserved. Violation of terms and services results in a violation of your ****ing face. Copyright 200something-forever.
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Hi. Can someone tell me which guitars are real 24 fret guitars and which are just 22 fret guitars with 2 extra frets added on?



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Old 11-21-2012, 07:28 PM   #3
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As funny as that was, you're totally getting the nerfbat for this one. XD
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Old 11-21-2012, 07:33 PM   #4
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What's the first part from?
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Old 11-21-2012, 07:45 PM   #5
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What's the first part from?

I wrote it lol

I am saddened by the lack of things to be Omethized

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Old 11-21-2012, 07:51 PM   #6
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Try dis, been working on it for like, 10 minutes.
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Old 11-21-2012, 07:54 PM   #7
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Okay Ometh.

I want you to completely destroy Overture 1928.
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Old 11-21-2012, 08:22 PM   #8
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Okay Ometh.

I want you to completely destroy Overture 1928.

I don't even know the song, but I shall!

Epi gets priority though, just because he's a cutey pie
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Old 11-21-2012, 08:58 PM   #9
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I wrote it lol


Can you post the full song? I really like that part
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Old 11-21-2012, 09:35 PM   #10
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Can you post the full song? I really like that part

I didn't write a full song, just those two bars.

Feel free to use them if you want lol.
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Old 11-21-2012, 10:08 PM   #11
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I'm gonna give you something that's so bad already you couldn't make it worse!
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Old 11-21-2012, 10:53 PM   #12
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A taste of things to come...
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Old 11-22-2012, 12:09 AM   #13
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Old 11-22-2012, 11:00 AM   #14
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A taste of things to come...


Aw, tanks, is bootiful <3
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Old 11-22-2012, 08:39 PM   #15
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Old 02-04-2013, 11:46 AM   #16
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Up for this.
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Old 02-04-2013, 05:25 PM   #17
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Can you post the full song? I really like that part


Speaking of Ometh posting full songs,
Remember this little riff?
Turn it into a full song. I've loved the shit out of it for like three years.

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Speaking of Ometh posting full songs,
Remember this little riff?
Turn it into a full song. I've loved the shit out of it for like three years.


Lol omg, I am an absolute loser lol: I could totally tell what riff that was just from reading the tab. I was really big into writing slam death metal back then lol, but yeah I never did anything with that. What collab is it from, I can't even remember lol.
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Not too sure. The file is called 30 minute mark, and it was the Collab before 2010 Summer Jam.

D00d. If you ever do anything with that riff, you have to PM it to me. The amount of times I've scrolled through 400+ Bars just to find it and hear it again is ridiculous.
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Not too sure. The file is called 30 minute mark, and it was the Collab before 2010 Summer Jam.

D00d. If you ever do anything with that riff, you have to PM it to me. The amount of times I've scrolled through 400+ Bars just to find it and hear it again is ridiculous.

You sounds like you'd dig some of my brutal death stuff then lol. I'm too lazy to link but check my thread history and just click on anything that says "brutal" or "slam" lol.
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