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Old 11-22-2012, 04:16 AM   #1
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What do you scratch yourself with?

When you've got an itch?



I don't have any nails so I always try to find something useful to do the job, but sometimes there is nothing around

But I particularly like using plastic forks. that shit is awesome.
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Old 11-22-2012, 04:17 AM   #2
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Old 11-22-2012, 04:17 AM   #3
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i have a jurassic park backscratcher

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Old 11-22-2012, 04:19 AM   #4
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Old 11-22-2012, 04:21 AM   #5
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i rub against the nearest whatever
kinda like a dog
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Old 11-22-2012, 04:22 AM   #6
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i rub against the nearest whatever
kinda like a dog


rubbing yourself against a dog..... that's woof man....
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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Old 11-22-2012, 04:23 AM   #7
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also just out of curiosity

why don't you have nails
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Old 11-22-2012, 04:30 AM   #8
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Old 11-22-2012, 04:31 AM   #9
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My balls.
When my hands are itchy I use my balls to scratch them.
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Old 11-22-2012, 04:38 AM   #10
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I bought this set of files for my guitar nut. I only use one for the nut the rest are the best backscratchers ever. They are dotted around my room "for my convenience."
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Old 11-22-2012, 04:43 AM   #11
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Fingers.

Either mine or my girlfriend's.
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Old 11-22-2012, 04:56 AM   #12
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Old 11-22-2012, 05:09 AM   #13
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The corner of a wall for the back, an ink pen for in the ear, and my nails for anywhere else.
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Old 11-22-2012, 05:14 AM   #14
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TS you have no idea how happy I am that you didn't say "what do you itch yourself with?"
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Old 11-22-2012, 05:21 AM   #15
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As a truthful guitar player I use a green 0.53 guitar pick. >_> It's got this gripping surface that is just awesome!
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Old 11-22-2012, 05:37 AM   #16
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I can scratch myself with my nails, and as you can see, my nails are rly short. Maybe I'm just more evolved than you are, TS.
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Old 11-22-2012, 08:38 AM   #17
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I find that a good toilet brush works great for those hard-to-reach spots.
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Old 11-22-2012, 08:57 AM   #18
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Old 11-22-2012, 08:57 AM   #19
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Old 11-22-2012, 09:02 AM   #20
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Sometimes other people's nails.
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