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Old 01-29-2013, 10:00 PM   #1
KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT
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How do you be a man

How do you be a man
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Personally I,

Strong mustache
Slight BO
Spit occasionally
Get angry at sports
sports
cars
tits
beer
You don't let anyone else be better at beer
You don't care what people say
People care what you say
So much muscles
Not enough emotion
Your glare pierces steel
You are a steal
You are steel
You can cut trees, with your mind, in the future
You have a son
he gets laid
Fixing shit
Can finish a 12" pizza
Beastly shits
more

How do you man
?

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Old 01-29-2013, 10:00 PM   #2
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well, i think the penis is pretty important...
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:01 PM   #3
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I look a bit like Thor so I don't really need to do much else.
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:01 PM   #4
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:02 PM   #5
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that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

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Old 01-29-2013, 10:02 PM   #6
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:02 PM   #7
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In maybe vagina and then it up it.
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:03 PM   #8
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:04 PM   #9
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:05 PM   #10
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:08 PM   #11
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i do what i want
am generally kind to everyone
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:10 PM   #12
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:10 PM   #13
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:18 PM   #14
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as i was typing my responce i knew someone was going to
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:18 PM   #15
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:20 PM   #16
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:20 PM   #17
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inb4 sexist gender roles

oh
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:20 PM   #18
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Fart occasionally.
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Grow the nails on your foot like an eagle and cut your woman while sexing.
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:25 PM   #19
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inb4 sexist gender roles

oh

You sound fun.
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:42 PM   #20
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I'm not ready for man yet. Still just a guy. I'll be a man when I have my own family.
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