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Old 11-24-2012, 08:32 AM   #1
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
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Old 11-24-2012, 08:32 AM   #2
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Old 11-24-2012, 08:35 AM   #3
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Old 11-24-2012, 08:35 AM   #4
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^ How predictable.

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Old 11-24-2012, 08:39 AM   #5
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I like to piss, poop and fap.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
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Old 11-24-2012, 08:41 AM   #6
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^ How predictable.

That's rich coming from you.
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Old 11-24-2012, 08:43 AM   #7
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Old 11-24-2012, 08:43 AM   #8
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That's rich coming from you.



I've actually had sex, so I don't need to spend my time constantly fapping to the thought of me losing my virginity, unlike half of UG
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Old 11-24-2012, 08:48 AM   #9
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I like to piss, poop and fap.

I only like to fap in bed though.


Anyway.


I wish I was a porn star; I wish I was that porn star in that porno ****ing that other porn star.

Oh well.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
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Old 11-24-2012, 08:49 AM   #10
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I've actually had sex, so I don't need to spend my time constantly fapping to the thought of me losing my virginity, unlike half of UG

Congratulations, you are obviously more of a man than i am.

I'm not a virgin and i still find masturbation enjoyable, and guess what?? Most people who aren't virgins do the same!!! Isn't that weird???
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Old 11-24-2012, 08:50 AM   #11
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I only like to fap in bed though.


Anyway.


I wish I was a porn star; I wish I was that porn star in that porno ****ing that other porn star.

Oh well.

Would you be pooping and peeing on her too?
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Old 11-24-2012, 08:51 AM   #12
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Would you be pooping and peeing on her too?

Not on purpose.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
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Old 11-24-2012, 09:13 AM   #13
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You'd be accidentally crapping and pissing on someone?
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Old 11-24-2012, 09:15 AM   #14
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Old 11-24-2012, 09:15 AM   #15
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TS, you've never ever ever mentioned that you deal drugs before. This is a side of you that absolutely no-one knew about.
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Old 11-24-2012, 09:17 AM   #16
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Old 11-24-2012, 09:18 AM   #17
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all immaturity aside, I really. REALLY like a head massage

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Old 11-24-2012, 09:20 AM   #18
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Old 11-24-2012, 09:28 AM   #19
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