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Old 11-20-2012, 06:10 PM   #1
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Weird

So I dreamed I had lady bits between me legs. I was shocked because my tackle was gone.
I had a little feel, it was moist, I felt awkward. It was a good looking one though, obviously.
Then I woke up.


They say dreams have meanings. What does this mean Pit?
Also share weird dreams.
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Old 11-20-2012, 06:13 PM   #2
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I had a similar dream, although I had a button that I could push to toggle between them.
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Old 11-20-2012, 06:18 PM   #3
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I dreamt I was a woman once. That's when I learned that if I were a woman, I'd be the biggest slut in existence.
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Old 11-20-2012, 06:18 PM   #4
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Are you sure those bits didn't use to be your penis?
How do you know they used to belong to a woman?
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Old 11-20-2012, 06:18 PM   #5
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They say dreams have meanings. What does this mean Pit?
Also share weird dreams.


You're so horney you would fuck yourself is it was possible.

Or something....
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Old 11-20-2012, 06:23 PM   #6
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I dreamt I was a woman once. That's when I learned that if I were a woman, I'd be the biggest slut in existence.

So we can safely say you're out of the closet now?
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Are you sure those bits didn't use to be your penis?
How do you know they used to belong to a woman?

It wasn't done by surgery, the lady bits were my own bits. It was like the magical bits fairy traded my male bits for female bits.
I didn't get the tits though.

Its.
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Old 11-20-2012, 06:26 PM   #7
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Old 11-20-2012, 06:32 PM   #8
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I had a dream that i went to Belgium and punched the head off an ostrich.
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Old 11-20-2012, 06:35 PM   #9
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So we can safely say you're out of the closet now?

no I'm definitely straight. Believe me, I wish I was gay, but I have no attraction to men. Kinda sucks.

I don't why I had a dream where I was banging dudes if I don't have those desires when I'm awake. I'm sure half of the pit are psych majors, maybe someone could chime in and give shed some light?
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Old 11-20-2012, 06:36 PM   #10
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I dreamt that a transdimensional vortex disguised as an alien star ship came down through my reality and ate all the soup, but I was never sure on the colour of the liquid, because most soups aren't usually a greeny burgandy..
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Old 11-20-2012, 06:39 PM   #11
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I had a dream that I was wingman to a lesbian beatboxer that was terrible.
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Old 11-20-2012, 06:52 PM   #12
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no I'm definitely straight. Believe me, I wish I was gay, but I have no attraction to men. Kinda sucks.

I don't why I had a dream where I was banging dudes if I don't have those desires when I'm awake. I'm sure half of the pit are psych majors, maybe someone could chime in and give shed some light?

Probably because the odds of finding a beautiful lesbian were thin and you wanted to abuse your lady bit while you had it?
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Old 11-20-2012, 06:53 PM   #13
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I had a dream where I was in kindergarten again, except I had really big feet and was also the teacher.
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Old 11-20-2012, 06:55 PM   #14
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Probably because the odds of finding a beautiful lesbian were thin and you wanted to abuse your lady bit while you had it?

Well that would explain that dream, but what about the dreams where I was being plowed in the ass?




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Old 11-20-2012, 07:09 PM   #15
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Well that would explain that dream, but what about the dreams where I was being plowed in the ass?





My word. Well.... you're definitely sure you don't fancy a bit of knob?
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Old 11-20-2012, 07:16 PM   #16
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My word. Well.... you're definitely sure you don't fancy a bit of knob?


I could eat a knob at night.
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Old 11-20-2012, 07:17 PM   #17
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My word. Well.... you're definitely sure you don't fancy a bit of knob?

Yes, that's why this is so confusing to me
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Old 11-20-2012, 07:26 PM   #18
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I could eat a knob at night.

If you're not happy looking a knob in the face, there's something wrong.

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Yes, that's why this is so confusing to me

Well I'd say if you fancy a bit of both you might very well be bisexual.
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Old 11-20-2012, 08:34 PM   #19
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Old 11-20-2012, 08:39 PM   #20
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