11-20-2012, 06:10 PM
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Weird
So I dreamed I had lady bits between me legs. I was shocked because my tackle was gone.
 I had a little feel, it was moist, I felt awkward. It was a good looking one though, obviously. Then I woke up. They say dreams have meanings. What does this mean Pit?  Also share weird dreams.
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11-20-2012, 06:13 PM
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What about you, dad?
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I had a similar dream, although I had a button that I could push to toggle between them.
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11-20-2012, 06:18 PM
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Please, call me Pig.
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I dreamt I was a woman once. That's when I learned that if I were a woman, I'd be the biggest slut in existence.
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11-20-2012, 06:18 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2011
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Are you sure those bits didn't use to be your penis?
How do you know they used to belong to a woman? |
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11-20-2012, 06:18 PM
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Not caring no more
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: On a Small Ugly Rock In Space, Surrounded By Over 7,000,000,000 Ignorant Cunts And Retąrds....... Status: If I Just Posted This Then I Probably Have Too Much Spare Time.....
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You're so horney you would fuck yourself is it was possible. Or something....
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11-20-2012, 06:23 PM
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So we can safely say you're out of the closet now? Quote:
It wasn't done by surgery, the lady bits were my own bits. It was like the magical bits fairy traded my male bits for female bits. I didn't get the tits though. Its.
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11-20-2012, 06:26 PM
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Sometimes my penos pops right off and I can reattatch it like a suction cup.
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11-20-2012, 06:32 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
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I had a dream that i went to Belgium and punched the head off an ostrich.
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11-20-2012, 06:35 PM
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Please, call me Pig.
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 no I'm definitely straight. Believe me, I wish I was gay, but I have no attraction to men. Kinda sucks. I don't why I had a dream where I was banging dudes if I don't have those desires when I'm awake. I'm sure half of the pit are psych majors, maybe someone could chime in and give shed some light? |
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11-20-2012, 06:36 PM
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Pulling straws at random
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I dreamt that a transdimensional vortex disguised as an alien star ship came down through my reality and ate all the soup, but I was never sure on the colour of the liquid, because most soups aren't usually a greeny burgandy..
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11-20-2012, 06:52 PM
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Probably because the odds of finding a beautiful lesbian were thin and you wanted to abuse your lady bit while you had it? 
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11-20-2012, 06:53 PM
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I had a dream where I was in kindergarten again, except I had really big feet and was also the teacher.
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11-20-2012, 06:55 PM
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Please, call me Pig.
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Well that would explain that dream, but what about the dreams where I was being plowed in the ass? |
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11-20-2012, 07:09 PM
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My word. Well.... you're definitely sure you don't fancy a bit of knob?
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11-20-2012, 07:16 PM
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I could eat a knob at night.
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11-20-2012, 07:17 PM
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Please, call me Pig.
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Yes, that's why this is so confusing to me |
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11-20-2012, 07:26 PM
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If you're not happy looking a knob in the face, there's something wrong. Quote:
Well I'd say if you fancy a bit of both you might very well be bisexual.
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11-20-2012, 08:34 PM
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