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Old 11-26-2012, 05:11 AM   #61
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So I tried to get my cat to meow because I'm bored...

It didn't work out

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ahoibenhw9 It's pretty much anticlimactic.




and apparently treborillusion loves wanking good to know.
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Old 11-26-2012, 05:12 AM   #62
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That was recorded the week I didn't think I could anymore.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
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Old 11-26-2012, 05:13 AM   #63
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So I tried to get my cat to meow because I'm bored...

It didn't work out

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ahoibenhw9 It's pretty much anticlimactic.
Don't you know cats, they're your god. You must earn the meow.
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Old 11-26-2012, 05:13 AM   #64
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That was recorded the week I didn't think I could anymore.




how on earth did you think you couldn't wank anymore?
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Old 11-26-2012, 05:16 AM   #65
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Erectile Dysfunction.

I'm glad that's passed now.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
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Old 11-26-2012, 05:19 AM   #66
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Erectile Dysfunction.

I'm glad that's passed now.




damn dude!

I'd have been so depressed
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Old 11-26-2012, 05:22 AM   #67
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Old 11-26-2012, 05:26 AM   #68
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damn dude!

I'd have been so depressed
It was stress, and... Yeah... It did piss me off.

Oh well, what happened was, I pulled my sciatic nerve, and was doped up that week, and was told to look out for numbness and erectile dysfunction and was stressed out by that and was prescribed painkillers and naproxen.

That week was a week from Hell, the week when I thought I had erectile dysfunction, but in the end it was stress that was doing it to me. -- But anyway, F**k Sake was recorded that week because of that.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.

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Old 11-26-2012, 05:28 AM   #69
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Old 11-26-2012, 05:29 AM   #71
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Old 11-26-2012, 05:59 AM   #74
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Old 11-26-2012, 07:19 AM   #76
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Old 11-26-2012, 07:58 AM   #77
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I think I`ll do this.

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Edit: I didn`t like how any of them came out.
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