11-26-2012, 04:49 AM
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replacing sex with
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  words cannot desribe how ****ing delicious these are. i have been in an orgasmic state since the first bite. nuts mixed into the sweet vanilla coating omg this is so ****ing good. the creamy ice cream centre isnt your average ice cream, it is THE ****ing ice cream. i swear i can taste the strawberrys that god himself perfectly placed in there. tomorrow i will eat one of these and fap, i am not joking.  what's your favourite ice cream? |
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11-26-2012, 04:51 AM
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Perpetually irate.
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Kansas
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Those look really damn good, but I wish the name and packaging didn't make it look like a sex toy.
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11-26-2012, 04:52 AM
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fully sick
Join Date: Dec 2009
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Magnum adbot?
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11-26-2012, 04:53 AM
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Hey there hot mama
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Perth, Australia Bringing back 'word'
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You Would Replace Sex With Icecream? The **** Bro?
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It's over simplified, So what! hall of fame. creepy, creepy fame
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11-26-2012, 04:56 AM
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Heroin User
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Tralfamadorian Zoo
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At least with ice cream you generally know what you're getting. There's nothing worse than trying to hook up with a woman and then realizing she's a he (not that I complained) |
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11-26-2012, 04:56 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2010
Location: hanging out with other unicorns
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... what kind of sex toys are you buying? |
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11-26-2012, 04:57 AM
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Hey there hot mama
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Perth, Australia Bringing back 'word'
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It's over simplified, So what! hall of fame. creepy, creepy fame
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11-26-2012, 04:58 AM
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Sell the kids for food
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: On a hillside desolate
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It's been a very long time since i last ventured into the Pit. Because of this comment it will be a very long time again before i return. |
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11-26-2012, 04:59 AM
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yes grandmpa, she's a hoe
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Shaolin Slums
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I hate strawberry ice cream!
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11-26-2012, 05:00 AM
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Hey there hot mama
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Perth, Australia Bringing back 'word'
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quit being pretentious and hang out for a while?
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It's over simplified, So what! hall of fame. creepy, creepy fame
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11-26-2012, 05:01 AM
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UG's Indigo River
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Mobile, Alabama
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TS if you want to **** ice cream, that's your business. I don't really want to hear about your food fetishes.
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11-26-2012, 05:01 AM
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Heroin User
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Tralfamadorian Zoo
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Sorry mate! |
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11-26-2012, 05:01 AM
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Sell the kids for food
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: On a hillside desolate
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...ok then. That Magnum does look truly delicious to be fair. |
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11-26-2012, 05:02 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: strawberry fields
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Looking at those make me want to have sex. Or at least stick it up my vagina.
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11-26-2012, 05:04 AM
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Heroin User
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Tralfamadorian Zoo
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It'd be a tad chilly wouldn't it? |
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11-26-2012, 05:11 AM
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UG Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2009
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Replace sex with FAP.
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11-26-2012, 05:19 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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I never knew it was possible for ice cream to look gay until now.
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11-26-2012, 05:19 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland
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God that looks horrible
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11-26-2012, 05:40 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Sexy Presidential Palace.
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lol good username ts
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11-26-2012, 05:51 AM
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Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Manchester, England
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I would deffo stick my schlong in that
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