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Yes, and she's a slut. 86 26.06%
Yes, and she is not a slut at all. 27 8.18%
Yes, I know a Kelsey, but I don't know if she's a slut YET. 37 11.21%
No, I don't know a Kelsey. 180 54.55%
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Old 11-25-2012, 03:13 AM   #1
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Do you know a slutty girl named Kelsey?

I have this theory all girls named Kelsey are sluts.

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Old 11-25-2012, 03:15 AM   #2
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Yeah, actually. About three of them; all sluts
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Old 11-25-2012, 03:15 AM   #3
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I know one Kelsey and she's this tiny, nerdy anime girl who's like 21 and probably never had sex.
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Old 11-25-2012, 03:15 AM   #4
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Does sitting on a porch in full view of the street make you a slut?

EDIT - Shit, sitting in a bikini. Left that detail out

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Old 11-25-2012, 03:15 AM   #5
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Old 11-25-2012, 03:17 AM   #6
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Actually, yes, and It's weird because Kelsey isn't even a common name where I live, and the only one I know is kind of a slut.. yeah.
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Old 11-25-2012, 03:18 AM   #7
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I don't know any Kelseys.

Kelsey Grammar?
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Old 11-25-2012, 03:19 AM   #8
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Old 11-25-2012, 03:19 AM   #9
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Someone voted that the Kelsey they know is NOT a slut. Your theory is invalid, TS.
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Old 11-25-2012, 03:21 AM   #10
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I have a friend who's sister is named Kelsey, no idea if she's a slut. She def could be though, she's banging.
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I know one Kelsey and she's this tiny, nerdy anime girl who's like 21 and probably never had sex.
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I bet like 8 guys dressed up as Kira from Death Note have ran a train on her at an anime convention at one point.
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Old 11-25-2012, 03:31 AM   #11
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I know one Kelsey and she's this tiny, nerdy anime girl who's like 21 and probably never had sex.

I bet like 8 guys dressed up as Kira from Death Note have ran a train on her at an anime convention at one point.
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Old 11-25-2012, 03:36 AM   #12
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Old 11-25-2012, 03:38 AM   #13
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Yep. I know two of them, actually.
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Old 11-25-2012, 03:39 AM   #14
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I think I only know one Kelsey off the top of my head, and she's my ex's sister. I wouldn't really classify her as a slut... unless I sleep with her, then that would be fantastic.
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Old 11-25-2012, 03:41 AM   #15
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I knew 2 of them. Neither of them appeared to be sluts. But I haven't seen either of them for over a year. Don't know if they're sluts or not right now.
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Old 11-25-2012, 03:55 AM   #16
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How about "I know more than one kelsey, and the majority of them are sluts?"
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Old 11-25-2012, 04:05 AM   #17
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I've noticed this same trend with "Hayley".
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Old 11-25-2012, 04:08 AM   #18
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You know, I know many girls named Chelsea, and I was running through the folders in my mind going "I swear I know a Kelsey. I know I do... But who was Kelsey and who was Chelsea?"

I finally remembered who the one Kelsey I know is, and she wasn't a full blown slut but I think she qualifies. This theory... you could be onto something, TS. Start a porn site starring women just named Kelsey.
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I've noticed this same trend with "Hayley".

Hey, leave "Hayley" out of this!




Get it?


Anyone?



You guys get it?




No one?


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Old 11-25-2012, 04:12 AM   #20
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^People aren't going to rate that joke too Haley.
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